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The listener gets home from work exhausted and grumpy, but Guzma greets them and is ready to do whatever it takes to cheer them up! Even if it means extracting the blood of their shitty co-workers!

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Thankfully, Guzma doesn’t have to catch a body, because the listener just wants some love and attention from their boy. Domestic fluff turns to domestic smut in no time, and it’s equal parts comforting and sexy. A little smoochin’ here, a little rubbin’ there, some words of affirmation, and some good dick to cap it all off.

Contains: Ambiguous listener, domestic fluff Guzma who has presumably settled down into a loving relationship and cleaned up his act…for the most part, lots of sweet Guzma-isms and genuine comfort before things get real spicy. I’m in love with the thought of a Guzma who has been in a relationship for a while and is actually like……pretty good at being a loving partner? I love the big bad boss side of him too, but this one feels real warm and fuzzy.

We ignore, rise above it and keep showing people why pride month and these types of charities are important. 

The mods will be there to weed out what they see (they won’t be able to get to everyone because it’ll be hectic) and I will address stuff if needed while I’m live too. I don’t want people in chat getting into heated debates and arguments though so if you see anything, just ignore it. All these people want is attention so don’t grant them that.

Here it is! 

Expectation: *talk about the movie, about making and being in the film*

Reality:

Meanwhile Tom Holland, an intellectual:

Welcome to the community! We hope you enjoy your stay at what has been called our family and home. Here are a few guidelines to keep everyone happy and healthy, including our boy Sean!

We’re very nice here and we hope you can be that way too. That means no hateful anons or inappropriate rude comments

Especially no stealing art or writing or any other piece of creativity from anyone else. If you want to post it, reblog it. Or ask permission first to repost even if you intend on crediting the artist. If the answer is no or you don’t get a response don’t do it.

We love memes. All kinds of memes. Here’s a few templates!

Enjoy meming! We also have the two following memes going on which are Coca-Cola Zero sugar, same great Coke taste with zero sugar and an added hint of vanilla. And also the Jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here Comedy Live Show World Tour, do you have 90 minutes to go over it?

We have sagas of immolation called the egopacolypse where Sean uses cryptic hints and bull shit to set us ablaze with our seven Egos they are: Antisepticeye; a simulacrum demon glitch virus thing that kills, Henrik Vonn Schneeplestien; a doctor with a poorly adapted medical “real” doctor liscence, Marvin The Magnificent; a magician with corny tricks that don’t always work, Jackieboyman; a failed superhero, Chase Brody; a divorcee with an alcoholic complex and depression, Jameson Jackson a 1920’s mute who had his own silent movie, and finally Sean himself.

We are generally an understanding community and I’m sure a lot of us wouldn’t mind you to come to us with your problems. My DMs are always open, however, if you are in real danger of hurting yourself please refrain from putting it on everyone. Some of us can get triggered ourselves and we are not professionals. That being said there are places you can go. General Hotlines:

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

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Belgium: 106

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Philippines: (02)804-4673 or 0917-5584673 or 2919

Poland: 52-70-000

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Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

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Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

United Kingdom: 08457909090

Uruguay: 095 73 8483

USA: 18002738255

Crisis text 741741

Post what ever you’d like. Art, music, text posts, fanfics, updates and also remember no matter how many people follow you, you are still just as important as anyone else. No more or less. Sean himself puts himself at our level. Don’t put yourself or him on a pedastool. Just be yourself and treat each other with respect.

Never out someone. No matter how much you think it’ll help, it’s not ok.

Don’t force beliefs on anyone here.

Try not to post spam.

Jealousy is an emotion and emotions are valid, but don’t attack people if they get more attention from Sean. He’s one person. There are 22 million of us. If someone posts more frequently in the tag, he’s bound to see it.

That being said, don’t post just to get Sean’s attention. Post because you want to share. Getting his attention is nice but this is a community who all love interacting and sharing :)

Streams are fun, but we keep them just as nice there and spam free.

Don’t feel intimidated by bigger accounts. They’re more than likely very kind and willing to chat, again they’re no more important than you or anyone else here.

You’ll see a lot of references to PMA which means Positive Mental Attitude. It doesn’t mean forcing happiness or spamming others or shaming them for not being happy. No one is 100% happy all the time and that is ok. PMA is about trying your best everyday and being the best version of yourself that you can. If you’re having a shit day, have it, learn from it and try again tomorrow. Never be ashamed if you’re not happy all the time. No one is. Keep on fighting and stick in there!

Constructive feedback to Sean is more than ok but blatant hate gets nowhere. If you have concerns, express them politely and try to be understanding that Sean is doing his best, as are the rest of us.

We do monthly charity streams with pins and games. Its ok if you can’t donate and if you can, every dollar counts. Be sure to spread links and such with everyone you can!