“You’re a pain in my ass, you know that?”
“You took everything from me.”
“Don’t worry. She’s got help.”
“With all due respect, I’m not sure the science really supports that.”
“It can’t be undone. It can’t.”
“Who told you that? I didn’t fight him.”
“Idiot? No. A failure? Absolutely.”
“Whatever it takes.”
“They’ll never know it. Because you won’t be alive to tell them.”
“Let’s just say that the greater good has rarely outweighed my own self-interests.”
“No amount of money ever bought a second of time.”
“Holy cow. You will not believe what’s been going on.”
“I knew it!”
“Hey, man! Make love, not war!”
“You know, I keep telling everybody they should move on and grow.”
“If I tell you what happens, it won’t happen.”
“This is the fight of our lives. And we’re going to win.”
“Somebody peed my pants.”
“What are you doing? ……. This is nice.”
“Hi. You must be mom.”
“___, that’s your own insecurities in there. Okay?”
“He seems very familiar. Weird beard.”
“So did something go wrong, or did something go right?”
“The universe required correction.”
“I guess I’ll be eating dinner in the pantry again.”
“ I get e-mails from a raccoon. So nothing sounds crazy anymore.”
“Have either of you guys ever studied quantum physics?”
“Are you here to do your laundry?”
“I can do this all day.”
“Because before you didn’t have me.”
“I don’t know how you’re going to get through all that.”
“Did you feel qualified? Like you had any idea how to successfully operate that thing?”
“Oh, don’t you get all decent on me now.”
“There shall be no knifing one another.”
“It’s too late, buddy. Sorry.”
“It’s time for me to be who I am rather than who I’m supposed to be.”
“Yep. We’re all kinds of stubborn.”
“We have to take a stand.”
“We lost, and you weren’t there.”
“Is that anybody’s sandwich? I’m starving.”
“Sometimes, I miss that giddy optimism.”
“If you’re about to tell me to look on the bright side, I’m about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.”
“I can’t risk this reality on a promise.”
“And eat a salad.”
“No, no, no. I think I’m having a panic attack.”
“You can rest now.”
“Oh, you got to be shitting me.”
“She’s at the point where she can’t stand the sound of my chewing.”
“Well, I don’t judge people on their worst mistakes.”
“You know, I’d offer to cook you dinner, but you seem pretty miserable already.”
“Oh, yes. Please, use knives.”
“You better not throw up on my ship.”
“Are you crying?”
“I like this one.”
“Oh, look, it’s like a little puppy, all happy and everything.”
“I got my second chance right here. I can’t roll the dice again.”
“And, um, oh, you know, __ and I aren’t even dating anymore. ”
“You could not live with your own failure.”
“Wait, are you talking about a time machine?”
“Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-A-Bear.”
“Don’t give me hope.”
“Trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life.”
“Don’t do anything stupid until I get back.”
“Yeah, a time heist. Of course.”
“Wow. Three thousand. That’s crazy.”
“The only thing that is permanent in life, is impermanence.”
“I went for the head.”
As far as I’m concerned, that’s ___’s ass.“
"No, no. Give me that. You have the little one.”
“The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are.”
“You’re only a genius on Earth, pal.”
“Maybe he’s making this shit up.”
“I love you three thousand.”
“We have to make it worth it. We have to.”
“Shake it, don’t pull it.”
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