Le Déclaration

So I’m like super desperate for money right now. I can’t seem to get hired anywhere right now for some reason, and my current part time mil job just isn’t paying me (sucks to suck i guess) so I need to be able to pay rent and bills and I simply cannot do that right now…

I don’t want to ask anyone for their money because that wouldn’t make me feel right, but I have tried signing up for some at home payment sites that work kinda like google’s ad plus or whatever. 

http://TheYouthCash.com/?ref=93969

Thats the link to the one that didn’t require me to put a credit card number in, so I trust it the most. I’m pretty sure all you gotta do is set up an account and then you can delete it or do whatever to it or earn money yourself, but yeah I’m super desperate and I like can’t even afford much food right now so in the interim of me getting my actual full time mil career and shit i gotta get by the seat of my pants and try to find a job and sell everything i own basically and do shit like this.

 don’t.

 care.

 what.

 you.

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“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

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