It'll give you cancer.

FREAKIN BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE.

*cHOKES ON DRINK*

I dont want to play overwatch in the living room anymore cause when my mom saw hanzo she called him hot

sorry that moms are still allowed to be adult women who find people and characters attractive, despite being moms. sorry that moms are human beings with interests and desires despite being moms oh wait, not sorry at all. and remember that there *will* come a time where you’re your mother’s age, and gasp shock, you’ll still have interests and feelings and find characters and people attractive. you, like your mother, will be alive, and not some sort of robot that never feels or desires anything

hi elina

alina what have you done to mom’s everywhere

the moral of this post is that if you don’t want hanzo shimada to be your stepdad a 43 year old is going to lecture you on the internet

DIABEETUS

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

My mom has an Echo and every time I walk into my moms house I say “Hey Alexis! Play a high pitch sound!” And it goes “Ok. Playing High Pitch Sound 7” and lets out this screech for 2 minutes and my entire family hates it

Britney omg why

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.