Romanticize Everything

silly me to think everyone would have the same heart as i do

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

you ever look at a girl n think how the fuck are you that pretty

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

women should get even more childless

at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism