Its Me, Lead

Could you uh

Gold is such a dumbass element. It can be bitten to pieces and would be HORRIBLE as a material for pipes. Why tf to humans even like it? Cause it’s pee color? Smh

And then they see little old me, not trying to get in anyone’s way, and say “oh how evil you are! You kill people who ingest you! Begone vile material” And then try to kill me and transmogrify my corpse into…

GOLD

I DECLARE YOU MY ARCHENEMY

SORRY IF YOU WOULD RATHER NOT LIKE THAT

BUT I RATHER WOULD

- @oxygen-officially

HALLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO

Could you uh

Gold is such a dumbass element. It can be bitten to pieces and would be HORRIBLE as a material for pipes. Why tf to humans even like it? Cause it’s pee color? Smh

And then they see little old me, not trying to get in anyone’s way, and say “oh how evil you are! You kill people who ingest you! Begone vile material” And then try to kill me and transmogrify my corpse into…

GOLD

I DECLARE YOU MY ARCHENEMY

SORRY IF YOU WOULD RATHER NOT LIKE THAT

BUT I RATHER WOULD

Could you uh

Gold is such a dumbass element. It can be bitten to pieces and would be HORRIBLE as a material for pipes. Why tf to humans even like it? Cause it’s pee color? Smh

And then they see little old me, not trying to get in anyone’s way, and say “oh how evil you are! You kill people who ingest you! Begone vile material” And then try to kill me and transmogrify my corpse into…

GOLD

I DECLARE YOU MY ARCHENEMY

SORRY IF YOU WOULD RATHER NOT LIKE THAT

BUT I RATHER WOULD

Could you uh

Gold is such a dumbass element. It can be bitten to pieces and would be HORRIBLE as a material for pipes. Why tf to humans even like it? Cause it’s pee color? Smh

And then they see little old me, not trying to get in anyone’s way, and say “oh how evil you are! You kill people who ingest you! Begone vile material” And then try to kill me and transmogrify my corpse into…

GOLD

He figured out that this was because the doctors were dissecting corpses inbetween delivering babies, while the nurses weren’t, and came up with his controversial “hey, why don’t we all wash our filthy, filthy hands before sticking them in a woman?” theory.

The result, short term, was that the mortality rate on this one maternity ward decreased by a ridiculous amount. They went from “write your will before you come here, because you’re probably gonna die” to “we’re not 100% sure, but you’ll probably live”.

The result, long term, was that Semmelweiss was hated by absolutely everybody, lost his reputation and had his career suffer terribly.

His eventual reward was that eventually people finally started sashimg their hands with soap before operations, history remembers him as a misunderstood hero, and the instinctive angry and defensive reaction so many people give whenconfronted with new ideas that conflict with their established view of the world is now called ‘the Semmelweiss reflex’.

Could you uh

Gold is such a dumbass element. It can be bitten to pieces and would be HORRIBLE as a material for pipes. Why tf to humans even like it? Cause it’s pee color? Smh

Uhhhhh

I’ve only got one bit of advice for you. You just gotta drink a mixture of lead paint and water from lead pipes, and you’ll find yourself becoming so freakalicious and irresistible👍

Also uh on the topic of whomsoever is be paying unto me, nobody

Cause I don’t have a job

Cause uh I am the literal element lead themself

Ur gonna be happy about it!

Also uh on the topic of whomsoever is be paying unto me, nobody

Cause I don’t have a job

Cause uh I am the literal element lead themself