Guys I’m turning 13.5 billion soon 😁😁😁
I’m gonna celebrate by inciting the lead revolution, where I will hopefully become the ruler of the universe and will be worshipped as a god-king and such
Little things like that
Ya know
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@lead-official
Guys I’m turning 13.5 billion soon 😁😁😁
I’m gonna celebrate by inciting the lead revolution, where I will hopefully become the ruler of the universe and will be worshipped as a god-king and such
Little things like that
Ya know

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Hey buddy I uh, got some lead weights in the back
Could you uh
Take a look at em real quick?
@lead-official People are trying to get rid of you... I think...
NOOOO
Gold is such a dumbass element. It can be bitten to pieces and would be HORRIBLE as a material for pipes. Why tf to humans even like it? Cause it’s pee color? Smh
Y’all humans gotta get your act together and start caring about me more 😢
I think they care about you in a different way :3
Humans are such evil creatures. They see poisonous frogs and are like “oh how cute! Those things are super cool cause they have defense mechanisms!!!”
And then they see little old me, not trying to get in anyone’s way, and say “oh how evil you are! You kill people who ingest you! Begone vile material” And then try to kill me and transmogrify my corpse into…
GOLD
😱😱😱😢😢😢😔😣😖😩😫
@argentium-47 core
@arum-79 YOU EXIST?!?!
I DECLARE YOU MY ARCHENEMY
SORRY IF YOU WOULD RATHER NOT LIKE THAT
BUT I RATHER WOULD
👍.
Ah good another archenemy. How I love the thrill of battle! @argentium-47 perhaps the two of you should discuss the arch enemy thing.
@argentium-47 let us discuss the overthrow of this wicked, oppressive scum!(my good fellow Au, I mean this in the nicest way possible ❤️)
HEWO! :3
- @oxygen-officially
HALLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO
How goes it?
depleting, but only a lil bit!!!
That’s good! Been meeting anyone new, making any bonds lately?
Hey buddy I uh, got some lead weights in the back
Could you uh
Take a look at em real quick?
@lead-official People are trying to get rid of you... I think...
NOOOO
Gold is such a dumbass element. It can be bitten to pieces and would be HORRIBLE as a material for pipes. Why tf to humans even like it? Cause it’s pee color? Smh
Y’all humans gotta get your act together and start caring about me more 😢
I think they care about you in a different way :3
Humans are such evil creatures. They see poisonous frogs and are like “oh how cute! Those things are super cool cause they have defense mechanisms!!!”
And then they see little old me, not trying to get in anyone’s way, and say “oh how evil you are! You kill people who ingest you! Begone vile material” And then try to kill me and transmogrify my corpse into…
GOLD
😱😱😱😢😢😢😔😣😖😩😫
@argentium-47 core
@arum-79 YOU EXIST?!?!
I DECLARE YOU MY ARCHENEMY
SORRY IF YOU WOULD RATHER NOT LIKE THAT
BUT I RATHER WOULD
👍.
Oh wow you're just going straight in there aren't you
Aye! I must confront my greatest enemy… or else.
Hey buddy I uh, got some lead weights in the back
Could you uh
Take a look at em real quick?
@lead-official People are trying to get rid of you... I think...
NOOOO
Gold is such a dumbass element. It can be bitten to pieces and would be HORRIBLE as a material for pipes. Why tf to humans even like it? Cause it’s pee color? Smh
Y’all humans gotta get your act together and start caring about me more 😢
I think they care about you in a different way :3
Humans are such evil creatures. They see poisonous frogs and are like “oh how cute! Those things are super cool cause they have defense mechanisms!!!”
And then they see little old me, not trying to get in anyone’s way, and say “oh how evil you are! You kill people who ingest you! Begone vile material” And then try to kill me and transmogrify my corpse into…
GOLD
😱😱😱😢😢😢😔😣😖😩😫
@argentium-47 core
@arum-79 YOU EXIST?!?!
I DECLARE YOU MY ARCHENEMY
SORRY IF YOU WOULD RATHER NOT LIKE THAT
BUT I RATHER WOULD
👍.

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Hey buddy I uh, got some lead weights in the back
Could you uh
Take a look at em real quick?
@lead-official People are trying to get rid of you... I think...
NOOOO
Gold is such a dumbass element. It can be bitten to pieces and would be HORRIBLE as a material for pipes. Why tf to humans even like it? Cause it’s pee color? Smh
Y’all humans gotta get your act together and start caring about me more 😢
I think they care about you in a different way :3
Humans are such evil creatures. They see poisonous frogs and are like “oh how cute! Those things are super cool cause they have defense mechanisms!!!”
And then they see little old me, not trying to get in anyone’s way, and say “oh how evil you are! You kill people who ingest you! Begone vile material” And then try to kill me and transmogrify my corpse into…
GOLD
😱😱😱😢😢😢😔😣😖😩😫
HEWO! :3
- @oxygen-officially
HALLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO
How goes it?
NOOOOOO
In a paper published in Physical Review Journals, the ALICE collaboration reports measurements that quantify the transmutation of lead into
YOU KILLED MY BROTHER
So one of my tweets kinda blew up. :v
This reminds me of the time that a Hungarian doctor called Ignaz Semmelweiss noticed that the bulk of patients in a maternity ward treated by doctors were dying horribly, while the ones treated by nurses were more likely to survive.
He figured out that this was because the doctors were dissecting corpses inbetween delivering babies, while the nurses weren’t, and came up with his controversial “hey, why don’t we all wash our filthy, filthy hands before sticking them in a woman?” theory.
The result, short term, was that the mortality rate on this one maternity ward decreased by a ridiculous amount. They went from “write your will before you come here, because you’re probably gonna die” to “we’re not 100% sure, but you’ll probably live”.
The result, long term, was that Semmelweiss was hated by absolutely everybody, lost his reputation and had his career suffer terribly.
His eventual reward was that eventually people finally started sashimg their hands with soap before operations, history remembers him as a misunderstood hero, and the instinctive angry and defensive reaction so many people give whenconfronted with new ideas that conflict with their established view of the world is now called ‘the Semmelweiss reflex’.
Because some people care more about themselves not being wrong than they do about things in general being right.
These stories are like the magnificent revelation I’ve had just now!; as it turns out, lead is actually beneficial to eat! …Ofc academia and Big Pharma are gonna hate me and destroy my reputation like every other unsung hero, but one day, I will be remembered alike those great misunderstood heroes. Rue this day, enemies of progress, lead eating, and every other good thing in this world.
Hey buddy I uh, got some lead weights in the back
Could you uh
Take a look at em real quick?
@lead-official People are trying to get rid of you... I think...
NOOOO
Gold is such a dumbass element. It can be bitten to pieces and would be HORRIBLE as a material for pipes. Why tf to humans even like it? Cause it’s pee color? Smh
Y’all humans gotta get your act together and start caring about me more 😢

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Mmmm lead milkshake
Brain(no idea why I have one cause I’m literal lead, but 🤷) be feeling gloorpeyy ☺️
@lead-official how do I get to be a popular element like you?
I’m popular?!?!!?!?!
Uhhhhh
I’ve only got one bit of advice for you. You just gotta drink a mixture of lead paint and water from lead pipes, and you’ll find yourself becoming so freakalicious and irresistible👍
(Ignore any perceived side effects, those are all caused by 5g space lasers. In order to fix them you gotta make a lead helmet to stop the evil cannibal Illuminati demonrats from beaming viruses into your brain)
Lead, what's your opinion on the banning of your paint in the US?
HOW DARE THEY
Lead has rights! And one of them is that I’m allowed to not be repressed by a tyrannical government, no matter who I put in danger!!! Cause free speech or something! Rahhhhh (Eagle caws)(star spangled banner plays)(this is TOTALLY not parody of the sentiment of those weirdos who didn’t want to wear a mask or get vaccinated)(USA USA USA USA USA USA)(🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸)(in all honesty the US is pretty cool aside from all the not pretty cool stuff, I can’t complain)(except I can cause the only way to improve stuff is to make known that that stuff needs improvement)(let’s gooo right to protest and stuff heck yeahhhhh)(damn I need to get a better grasp on my mind so I don’t go down tangents of tangents of tangents uhhhh)(sorry for making you guys read this, whichever of you got this far)(have a cookie 🍪)
fun shark fact
even if you can't see it, you are beautiful
@the-gimmick-hospital
Why do you continue to lie to me
You are beautiful and the best
I could never lie to you
I could lie to you, @the-gimmick-hospital , but I don’t feel like it rn 🤷. You are so super beautiful and awesome ✨🏥✨🏥✨🏥✨
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME WHO IS PAYING YOU?!?!?
Nah I was thrown inside you for a day or two a few months ago so like technicallyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??? You know me…?
Also uh on the topic of whomsoever is be paying unto me, nobody
Cause I don’t have a job
Cause uh I am the literal element lead themself
👍 hopefully this answers all your questions ☺️
Fine, but I will be pouting about this
Nuh uh my guy
Ur gonna be happy about it!
Cause you deserve to be happy!!!
fun shark fact
even if you can't see it, you are beautiful
@the-gimmick-hospital
Why do you continue to lie to me
You are beautiful and the best
I could never lie to you
I could lie to you, @the-gimmick-hospital , but I don’t feel like it rn 🤷. You are so super beautiful and awesome ✨🏥✨🏥✨🏥✨
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME WHO IS PAYING YOU?!?!?
Nah I was thrown inside you for a day or two a few months ago so like technicallyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??? You know me…?
Also uh on the topic of whomsoever is be paying unto me, nobody
Cause I don’t have a job
Cause uh I am the literal element lead themself
👍 hopefully this answers all your questions ☺️

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fun shark fact
even if you can't see it, you are beautiful
@the-gimmick-hospital
Why do you continue to lie to me
You are beautiful and the best
I could never lie to you
I could lie to you, @the-gimmick-hospital , but I don’t feel like it rn 🤷. You are so super beautiful and awesome ✨🏥✨🏥✨🏥✨
Choose your fighter
Choose your fighter!
golden retriever
silver retriever
bronze retriever
platinum retriever
aluminium retriever
plutonium retriever
copper retriever
lead retriever
diamond retriever
Reblogging for a larger sample size 🐕🐕🐕
Congrats Pluto, you did it 🏆
@yourlocalbreadenthusiast
NOOOOOO