leoisnotonfire

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry

I hate those retarded tiktokers who have just recently discovered the term “larping.” You all look fucking stupid! “Larp!” “Larp Larp Larp Sahur!” Mfs don’t even know the definition of larping. They see a tccer and immediately call them a larp. Bitch? That’s like commenting on a fandom video about genshin impact and calling all the commenters larps for liking the game??

be a proud pervert and just send the dm otherwise nothing happens forever