Le Chaton Seul

It’s nearly Halloweeeeen!

Being an adult is literally a montage of saying “I mean, I guess”

i am… healed

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

me looking in the mirror: what’s up you anxious bisexual fuck

a lady in the streets but asleep in the bed

The worst. Generally speaking, everything I’ve experienced has been much more subtle. Generally speaking…

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

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