THE PHILAPHOBE.

Sagittarius moon: IM ANGRY!!! SAD! I FEEL AWFUL okay im better now

Scorpio moon: after brooding for 6 weeks im finally ready to talk about my feelings in an essay on facebook chat at 3am

Aries moon: okay so this person pissed me off and *rants for 3 hours*

Taurus moon: im sad so i'll treat myself. now im happy so i'll celebrate with a treat!

Libra moon: *writes a song about their feelings*

Gemini moon: haha feelings what?? lets go out for a coffee

Pisces moon: *mysterious wailing* i feel everything

Cancer moon: im sad i need love pls

Leo moon: excuse me everyone im having an emotion

Virgo moon: i feel like this because of this and i can do this to stop it but if that doesnt work what do i do???

marilyn: jesus christ i thought you died

marilyn: oh golly

marilyn: im in i guess

jaxon: aw .. someone cares about me !

jaxon: you sound like my deceased grandmother

mina: why not naked??

mina: are you shy??

mina: i won't fall for u don't worry i'm a professional, you can get butt naked and eat your cheese

jaxon: please .. shy .. me ? no.

jaxon: paint me like one of your french girls mina ..

jaxon:i got a bottle of jack daniels

jaxon: and some weed.

jaxon: i have some wine and cheese

jaxon: think you can paint me naked

jaxon: maybe not naked, but with some leaves covering me

jaxon: so is there a reason you need to bad mouth me

jaxon: it's been days, get over it pal.

jaxon: fuck you

jaxon: are you going to log on to your ps4

jaxon: or am i going to die for the millionth god dam time

jaxon: i'm trying to win some money BUT MY PARTNER isn't helping me out.

send me anything.

“ funny. i hate fish with a passion. wouldnt eat them nor would i have them as pets. ”

“ a low blow, fuck you. ”

send me one of these !

“ think about it, does anyone ever feel legitimately safe? fuck the whole tough guy act for a moment, but really. tell me one time you’ve ever felt safe. if i had to choose anything though, it’d be my dogs. ”

send me one of these !

" you’ve heard of madison square garden, i’m sure. well, one of these days jaxon scofield is gonna be there –– headlining a show. ”

“ fuckin’ hell. love, i guess i don’t know. honestly though, what’s it like to be loved by people who aren’t your parents –– or tyler. to feel wanted by someone, who you can actually fuckin’ trust without them stepping all over you. i guess that’s something i want, and will never have. ”