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This entire fucking site

Now you're saying all of tumblr is the same...get out

The easiest way to find out if somebody can handle criticism is to tell them that they can’t handle criticism

Relativity: the library is 15 minutes from my house, but closes in 10 minutes. For me then, the library is already closed, even though it is still open. Seems rude.

Why would she sell seashells at the seashore? Shouldn’t she sell seashells somewhere where seashells aren’t?

The Powerpuff girls get their power from Chemical X, as in the X Chromosome. Their power is girl power.

If you did something “like a boss” then you’d probably just pay someone else to do it.

Technically almost every mirror you buy at a store is in ‘used’ condition

Why is it that I can text a picture of a palm tree, a piece of poo, and 6 ethnicities of Santa Claus, but I still can’t italicize or bold a word?

When you buy a new windows PC, the first thing you search using internet explorer is ‘google chrome’. This must be disheartening.

We create monster stories to distract us from the fact that to all other life on Earth, we are the most horrific monsters to have ever existed.

If I start building a time machine and don’t get a visit from my future self, I know it will be a total failure.

Despite being one of the weakest pokemon, more people have run from encounters with Magikarp than any other. Therein lies his power.

Adulthood is realizing that if I don’t do it, then no one will.

The easiest way to find out if somebody can handle criticism is to tell them that they can’t handle criticism