A Collection of Pure Bullshit

she meets on my gump till it helps

(parent feeding a baby in the 1800s before airplanes were invented) here comes the nothing

@kalied0skull

​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

I'm considering trying a (small) amount of all of these on stream. Im thinking of calling it running the gamers gambit

Oh, you want to know the truth of suffering?

legit excited to see this come around again

Hey man how's it going

Oh my fucking god

you have GOT to be able to admit when you’ve believed something bigoted in order to improve as a human being. like you NEED to be able to handle that if you want to act in line with your values

I just want to add that bigotry is a marble layercake, it's not a black and white infographic of good versus bad. Some bigotry is up front, "Oh, why do I assume that particular accent makes that person sound stupid?" and easy to point out to yourself Some bigotry is more hidden, "I feel unsafe in certain locations, despite no signs of danger" which could very well not be bigotry but you gotta get in the habit of questioning those knee jerk reactions before just blindly assuming you're having them for valid reasons A lot of bigotry is just stuff you learned and never unlearned, so when it's pointed out to you your first response is NO! THAT'S A REAL THING I LEARNED! the best antidote to this is learning that we are all ignorant gits and lifelong learners, and it's ok to be wrong. Learn to laugh at yourself and you'll have less hard of a time unlearning stuff I promise

Remember, don't stress about if you are a good person or a bad person. Bad people don't worry about that, so if you are working on things, you're a good person

Pokemon Heritage Post

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

the rosetta stone of shitposting

@incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

nerds (affectionate)