kendrick lamar wrecked drake’s shit so hard he’s trending number two on the white fujoshi website 😭😭

That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

I like how many films set in 1790s britain are too cowardly to give the love interests of any of the characters/the sexy male hero wigs and so they instead opt to make the entire male cast look like a london corresponding society cell wrt the hairstyles

Like the people who make sense & sensibility adaptations these days are almost always unwilling to give any of the men who Marianne & Elinor are supposed to be in love with wigs or powdered hair because modern ppl do not find that attractive and so suddenly instead of Mr Ferrars we’re dealing with Citizen Edward and his inexplicable jacobin microbangs

they need to make more films for people who DO think wigs and powdered hair are attractive

party rock is in the house tonight