That one lazy person

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because hans cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

I couldn’t not reblog…

3,531,544 non-Han’s

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

3,697,721 non Han’s

im not hans

by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site

Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??

Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…

hans can’t run forever.

Tumblr will find you, hans. There’s no escape.

Hans will be found and eliminated

One by one they will f a l l

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Nuh, not me

My name is Roller and I support this message

nearly 11 million people not named hans

MY NAMES NOT HANS K I D

Oh wow looks like I am not Hans.

Wow, thats a lotta people who aren’t Hans

It’s OK, Hans. Come live in my closet. I’ll feed you cereal ‘til the mob abates.

Why are we hunting down Hans?

Hans knows.

Hans, you can't hide forever. We will find you.