GAS GAS... Meh

this is

STOP

always reblog

Calm down jojo

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

this post appears once every million years

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

I want the entire song

Great thank you, sadly the kid on the washer does it much better than the original. Now I gotta see about doing my own version for me

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

Just checking in on ya

Ground control to major tom…

So long space cowboy

space.. meowboy..