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LazyEgg

@lazyegg1

Does this thing really work? #1 Fruitlesposter

1,376 posts

Nov 24, 2025

Intro!!

🍎Welcome to my blog!🍎

✨I go by Egg

✨she/her

✨multifandom (primarily Beatles)

✨I’ve lurked on Tumblr for a bit and have decided to try my hand at posting. I’m still a bit new at Tumblr so I’m not completely sure what I’m doing

✨I like to write and draw, which I’m not very good at, but I’m trying my best to improve! I may occasionally post some of my art, so please be kind.

✨my favorite Beatle is Ringo (George is a close second)

✨Fruitles are love Fruitles are life

⚠️ IF YOU ARE BEING WEIRD/HATEFUL I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BLOCK YOU (HEAVY NSFW ACCOUNTS PLEASE DNI — IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE). ⚠️

A lovely drawing of me made by Michael:

Strawpage (send me stuff! But be nice):

lazyegg's strawpage

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Jul 1

Your dad says you were an ugly baby

I don’t think a lot of babies are that cute to be honest. I’m pretty sure he was an ugly baby too y’know.

Are you sure what if he was a cute baby

Jun 30

little doodles I did on @ringos-of-the-ringo-starr-show whiteboard 😼😼

#eggposting #the beatles #egg-art #the beatles fanart #ringo starr #the beatles cartoon

Jun 30

WANTED: The Paul, for various Paul crimes

REWARD: 10 million pounds

Paul crimes?? What does that mean??

If I hand myself in will I get that money, y’know?

Wait…I’m not even criminally responsible yet!! You’re lying!!

You’ve committed so many Paul crimes

Jun 29

every day is just getting worse and worse someone put my out of my misery 💔💔

#eggposting #the world is out to get me 💔💔 help 💔💔

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Jun 28

😼😼

Do I have air holes

Yes

Will you let me out

😼😼

Jun 28

😼😼

Do I have air holes

Yes

Jun 26

kittiekittiemeow

When I get caught being kissed by mi boy girlfrien

Jun 25

You remind me of a variety of small tiny baby potatoes. Because you too are small and tiny.

I mean, I like potatoes this doesn’t bother me much. I’m not tiny though, I’m growing y’know I’m 10 now.

Also what type of potatoes? This is important y’know. I like Maris piper potatoes.

Petite Yukon gold potatoes. I’ve never had Maris piper potatoes before.

Also you’re still small even though you’re 10. Paul the small. Smallest Paul. Little baby Pauline. Smol pol.

I’ve never had those but all potatoes are a friend of mine.

Don’t call me small also my name isn’t Pauline. That’s a girl’s name.

Wait I didn’t mean to write Pauline 💔💔 my bad little brotato 💔💔

Why do you keep calling me brotato

Because I can

It’s weird why are you doing it.

Is it a mix of ‘bro’ and ‘potato’

It’s not weird I just like to call you that 💔💔

I don’t get the correlation to me and that nickname.

Do I look like a potato?

I literally told you that you remind me of petite Yukon gold potatoes

Oh yeah. I forgot.

I’m not your bro though y’know

It’s better than just straight up calling you a potato

I mean it would make more sense to me but I also don’t really wanna get called a potato

Then I’m gonna keep calling you brotato, thank you very much.

Also you know that bro can be used informally, right? It’s not just to refer to brothers

Jun 25

You remind me of a variety of small tiny baby potatoes. Because you too are small and tiny.

I mean, I like potatoes this doesn’t bother me much. I’m not tiny though, I’m growing y’know I’m 10 now.

Also what type of potatoes? This is important y’know. I like Maris piper potatoes.

Petite Yukon gold potatoes. I’ve never had Maris piper potatoes before.

Also you’re still small even though you’re 10. Paul the small. Smallest Paul. Little baby Pauline. Smol pol.

I’ve never had those but all potatoes are a friend of mine.

Don’t call me small also my name isn’t Pauline. That’s a girl’s name.

Wait I didn’t mean to write Pauline 💔💔 my bad little brotato 💔💔

Why do you keep calling me brotato

Because I can

It’s weird why are you doing it.

Is it a mix of ‘bro’ and ‘potato’

It’s not weird I just like to call you that 💔💔

I don’t get the correlation to me and that nickname.

Do I look like a potato?

I literally told you that you remind me of petite Yukon gold potatoes

Oh yeah. I forgot.

I’m not your bro though y’know

It’s better than just straight up calling you a potato

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Jun 25

You remind me of a variety of small tiny baby potatoes. Because you too are small and tiny.

I mean, I like potatoes this doesn’t bother me much. I’m not tiny though, I’m growing y’know I’m 10 now.

Also what type of potatoes? This is important y’know. I like Maris piper potatoes.

Petite Yukon gold potatoes. I’ve never had Maris piper potatoes before.

Also you’re still small even though you’re 10. Paul the small. Smallest Paul. Little baby Pauline. Smol pol.

I’ve never had those but all potatoes are a friend of mine.

Don’t call me small also my name isn’t Pauline. That’s a girl’s name.

Wait I didn’t mean to write Pauline 💔💔 my bad little brotato 💔💔

Why do you keep calling me brotato

Because I can

It’s weird why are you doing it.

Is it a mix of ‘bro’ and ‘potato’

It’s not weird I just like to call you that 💔💔

I don’t get the correlation to me and that nickname.

Do I look like a potato?

I literally told you that you remind me of petite Yukon gold potatoes

Jun 25

You remind me of a variety of small tiny baby potatoes. Because you too are small and tiny.

I mean, I like potatoes this doesn’t bother me much. I’m not tiny though, I’m growing y’know I’m 10 now.

Also what type of potatoes? This is important y’know. I like Maris piper potatoes.

Petite Yukon gold potatoes. I’ve never had Maris piper potatoes before.

Also you’re still small even though you’re 10. Paul the small. Smallest Paul. Little baby Pauline. Smol pol.

I’ve never had those but all potatoes are a friend of mine.

Don’t call me small also my name isn’t Pauline. That’s a girl’s name.

Wait I didn’t mean to write Pauline 💔💔 my bad little brotato 💔💔

Why do you keep calling me brotato

Because I can

It’s weird why are you doing it.

Is it a mix of ‘bro’ and ‘potato’

It’s not weird I just like to call you that 💔💔

Jun 25

You remind me of a variety of small tiny baby potatoes. Because you too are small and tiny.

I mean, I like potatoes this doesn’t bother me much. I’m not tiny though, I’m growing y’know I’m 10 now.

Also what type of potatoes? This is important y’know. I like Maris piper potatoes.

Petite Yukon gold potatoes. I’ve never had Maris piper potatoes before.

Also you’re still small even though you’re 10. Paul the small. Smallest Paul. Little baby Pauline. Smol pol.

I’ve never had those but all potatoes are a friend of mine.

Don’t call me small also my name isn’t Pauline. That’s a girl’s name.

Wait I didn’t mean to write Pauline 💔💔 my bad little brotato 💔💔

Why do you keep calling me brotato

Because I can

Jun 25

You remind me of a variety of small tiny baby potatoes. Because you too are small and tiny.

I mean, I like potatoes this doesn’t bother me much. I’m not tiny though, I’m growing y’know I’m 10 now.

Also what type of potatoes? This is important y’know. I like Maris piper potatoes.

Petite Yukon gold potatoes. I’ve never had Maris piper potatoes before.

Also you’re still small even though you’re 10. Paul the small. Smallest Paul. Little baby Pauline. Smol pol.

I’ve never had those but all potatoes are a friend of mine.

Don’t call me small also my name isn’t Pauline. That’s a girl’s name.

Wait I didn’t mean to write Pauline 💔💔 my bad little brotato 💔💔

Jun 25

You remind me of a variety of small tiny baby potatoes. Because you too are small and tiny.

I mean, I like potatoes this doesn’t bother me much. I’m not tiny though, I’m growing y’know I’m 10 now.

Also what type of potatoes? This is important y’know. I like Maris piper potatoes.

Petite Yukon gold potatoes. I’ve never had Maris piper potatoes before.

Also you’re still small even though you’re 10. Paul the small. Smallest Paul. Little baby Pauline. Smol pol.

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Jun 23

I lost all my money guys don’t invest in crypto, y’know.

Common Paul L

Very rare Paul L actually

Ah, sorry. I amend my statement. This is an extremely common Paul L

You’re such a loser

Breaking news: local 10 year old insults woman for correct opinion

Jun 23

I lost all my money guys don’t invest in crypto, y’know.

Common Paul L

Very rare Paul L actually

Ah, sorry. I amend my statement. This is an extremely common Paul L

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