Top of The Food Chain!

[I’m thinking something like Jaws] 

Bonus if you mention what kind of present

-{ “Relax… Please relax…”

-{ “Let me hear your voice so I can know you’re alright…”

-{ “How much longer until you can spit me out, again?”

-{ “It means a lot to me that you’re willing to go through with this…”

-{ “Hey- stop that! It tickles!”

-{ “Er… How do I taste, exactly?”

-{ “I’m impressed you went that far to protect me…”

-{ “That was… Something…”

-{ “Comfortable in there?”

-{ “Just tell me when you want out.”

-{ “You’re so cute when you get all snuggled up in there…”

-{ “Do you need anything?”

-{ “You’re not really… Gonna hurt me, right?”

-{ “So, uh… You’re saying I’ll be alright in there?”

-{ “It’s surprisingly comfortable in here.”

-{ “Just hush, and make yourself comfortable. It’ll be alright.”

-{ “I swear to god you’re going to be fine- you’ve just gotta trust me.”

-{ “I’m fine just staying in your mouth for a little while, actually.”

-{ “I know this is out of nowhere, but… The insides of your cheeks are pretty comfy.”

-{ “What’s this like from your perspective?”

-{ “It’s… So soft and warm…”

-{ “Now what are you drooling over?”

-{ “Hey! Just because it’s safe doesn’t mean you can just swallow me up out of the blue!”

-{ “A little warning would be nice…”

-{ “Would you be okay with…? So you can be somewhere soft until I can find something… Digestible?”

-{ “I could probably take care of that hungry ache in your belly, long as you promise not to digest.”

Hey, you.

Could you like/reblog if you’re interested in interacting with slightly altered Mafia AU Ichimatsu? ||Private||Semi-selective||OC/Crossover friendly||RP sideblog to ask-mafia-ichi||

              Hey if you’re Peter Pan, Disney, or OC would you mind liking/reblogging this post if you’re willing to interact with mostly Human Tick-Tock Crocodile. I mainly take cannon from Disney and the 2003 movie.  Look forward to hearing from you!

And I’ll generate a number and use the following starters below the cut!

(1-146) mix of angst, nsfw-ish, crack, randome, fluff, all the good stuff. All depends on how you interpret it!)

BONUS POINTS for reblogging without looking.

Genre Starters Send a Symbol

            Send a Symbol and I’ll write you a starter with the corresponding genre;

🔫; Action

🏃; Adventure

😂; Comedy

⛓; Crime

😐; Drama / Angsty

🎀; Fantasy

❤️; Romance

🚀; SciFi

👁; Supernatural

😱; Thriller

“I can’t swim.”

“That’s why you’re my bud.”

“No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.”

“The gates of Hell await you.”

“‘Pretty cute’? I’m a GODDESS.”

“You try’na fight? Hold my breadsticks!”

“Stop, I could’ve dropped my croissant!”

“Who opened that? Devil car! DEVIL CAR!”

“I burnt my entire house to the ground, so…”

“I didn’t do the diet, I just got better friends.”

“I look good in black and I’m willing to suffer.”

“This is the dollar store, how good could it be?”

“I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger.”

“I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.”

“My resting heart rate registers as a panic attack.”

“I’m an adult. I do grownup things. Independence.”

“I thought you were bae… turns out you’re just fam.”

“How can I remember that, but not a math formula?”

“I ate half a stick of butter… for breakfast. So, it’s pretty bad.”

“I’d be more excited to get shot in the neck… from close range.”

“Can you not? I don’t need to be thinking about that, thank you.”

“My liver says ‘Thank God’, but my heart says ‘please… not yet’.”

“All these ghosts, ALL these ghosts… and I still can’t find a boo. “

“Time to break out my Christmas tree that rotates like a rotisserie chicken.”

“Ask me what kind of tree I have. Just ask me what kind of tr—- It’s a Chris Pine.”