becks ✨😻

i love it so much when subby boys get all high pitched n whiny when theyre desperate n needy ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

damn solana 💀💀💀💀

for a sec there , i really thought super boy died 😭, i asked chatgpt to tell me what really happened 💀

wish i had a little one curled up in my lap right now, all pouty because they’re “not tired” even though their eyes keep fluttering shut. i’d pull them close, tuck a blanket around their shoulders, and let them rest their head on my chest while i stroke their hair. every soft whine would make me hush them, whispering “shh, you’re safe. i’ve got you”, i’d hold the bottle steady while they lazily suck, eyelids heavy, their tiny fidgets slowing down as the warmth fills their tummy. maybe they’d mumble around the paci, trying to insist they’re still awake, but i’d smile and kiss their forehead, telling them it’s okay to drift, nothing sweeter than the moment their breathing evens out, their little body sinking deeper against mine, trusting me completely to keep them safe. 💙 , would you fight nap time… or would you melt the second i wrapped you up?

Kaguya gets summoned, beats naruto and sasuke's ass for an episode straight, and then Black Zetsu pops in to paralyze them so he can give them an exposition dump so long even his own mother is crying by the end of it. and then black zetsu sneaks in an EXTRA five minutes of exposition explaining that he's responsible for every bad thing that's happened (besides danzo stuff I guess) in all of konoha history, laughs, and slithers off so kaguya can CONTINUE introducing their face to the various grounds she can summon.