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The buildup to the confession arc is actually so funny to me because Mob goes to everyone he knows for advice on asking Tsubomi out and at this point Mob has fostered such a large and healthy and beautiful support network of the most Rizzless people alive who have no idea how to help him
It's actually funnier than that because his support network is 20 of the most rizzless people alive, plus Ritsu and Teru who spend every waking moment parrying love confessions with a sword, which makes them useless in the opposite direction.
The entire Telepathy club is like "Wow asking a girl out sounds scary but yay Mob!" and the entire Body Improvement club is like "We don't know anything but we can give you encouraging bro slaps!" and Reigen (28) (bitchless his whole life) is googling dating advice on his phone under the table like "Mob (reading from his phone) do not show up drunk" and Serizawa (29) is like "I've never liked anyone in my life but that sounds fun and exciting I'm happy for you Mob."
And, properly armed with his new arsenal of nothing advice, Mob runs into Teru and Teru is like "Hmmmmmmm well all the girls who ask me out kind of meld into the background radiation (I lost count at 400) but sometimes I remember the ones who gave me a gift?" like he's giving interview advice. Like he's prepping Mob to stand out to the hiring manager. Like make a LinkedIn post while you're at it Mob.
Like thank god for Mezato, actually. Because the girl whose main goal since season 1 has been to make Mob become a cult leader manages to be the most reasonable and grounded person in this entire dating advice circus.
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So about a year and a half ago I asked the vet to prescribe me diet cat food for my cats cause they are fat as hell. After a long time of their weight not moving an inch I went to check the bags recommended portion sizes and realized that, for an unknown amount of time, I had somehow been ordering the non diet version of the food. To my incredible consternation.
Turns out that when they filled out the Rx for the diet food they neglected to remove the old Rx for the regular food and after two (2) orders of the diet food the website apparently had a stroke and decided to swap my auto ship BACK to the regular food.
Well now that they're back on the diet food (WHICH I NOW CHECK EVERY TIME THE ORDER GOES THROUGH EVEN THO THEY REMOVED THE OLD RX) I went back through my orders to see just how long they've Actually been on the diet. Because I heard that the loss is supposed to be gradual but it seems like it's been forever and it seems non-existent.
TEN MONTHS. I SPENT ALMOST AN ENTIRE CALENDAR YEAR BLITHELY POURING NON DIET CAT FOOD INTO THE STORAGE BIN BECAUSE I WAS TOO DUMB TO READ THE LABEL. 10 TIMES I CUT THE BAG OPEN WITH THE LABEL FACING ME AND DIDNT NOTICE. TEN MONTHS.
it's been like a year and a half since they first prescribed the diet cat food and the cats have only been actually on the diet for about four measley months. I'm so mad at myself.
i love when people on the internet get denied stuff and you find the most innovative minds of the generation dedicated to making goddamn sure other people get what they want come hell or high water
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Also guys remember, AO3 has a function that will let you download an entire fic.
Just click download, then pick a file type that you have any kind of ereader for (epub, mobi, etc) and you can have the entire fic offline. Then even if AO3 is blocked on a certain network (like your house's wifi, or you school or work or so on) you can still read, all you have to do is browse the archive and pick out a few fics first on a network that doesn't have AO3 blocked (your local library, for example), and then come back to comment/kudos/etc again later as well.
my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”
he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.
his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’
The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend
Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:
Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”
Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”
Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”
[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]
When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part
it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!
The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….
i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”
i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed
When I was at University in the States I worked at a bakery owned by French immigrants. I opened the bakery at 6:00 am and the boss/pastry chef was always in the back, smoking a million cigarettes and listening to old French pop music on cassettes. He told me when I first started working there that I didn't need to put up with anybody's shit and that I had his permission to give obnoxious customers the boot.
One morning a guy came in and ordered a coffee, and was looking over the pastry case, and I politely asked him if he wanted something to eat and he leered at me and said, "I'll take your tits." I told him to get out, and he got pissed and started yelling at me and my boss heard and came out. My boss wasn't more than about 5'4", thick glasses, scruffy little beard. He said, what's going on here? and I told him I'd told the guy to leave since he'd ordered my tits instead of a pastry and my boss vaulted over the little gate at the counter and just went for the guy, screaming at him in French, taking a swing at him. The guy bolted, and my boss screamed at him to never come back. There were a few other customers in there, and they just stared at him and my boss made this very Gallic one-shouldered shrug and said, "Your American customer service rewards the assholes, we don't do it like that in France," and then he walked back through the gate and went back to his croissants.
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I despise Kai Leng and his pathetic faux foil role in ME3 so much. It would've been so much better if it had been the Virmire victim and honestly- it would've made the Cerberus storyline so much better. It would've turned "Shepard becomes an idiot every time some guy with a sword appears" into "Shepard is blindsided by seeing their friend back from the dead". It also works with the foils dynamic and more:
Both brought back by Cerberus. Shows Shepard the other side of the coin - how they could've been if Cerberus had actually messed with their head. Shepard also makes some comments about themselves that make it look, in a way, like they do have some lingering doubts at the very least about coming back. When you look at the Shepard VI and they ask if they are really like that, when they ask EDI if they are transhuman or cyborg, when they refuse to talk about the clone situation every time it's brought up on the DLC, when they keep comparing the clone to themselves... I know we have the child dreams as our show of Shepards PTSD, but this could've added another layer to it.
"And for every soldier you [the reapers] add, your enemy loses two: the one you converted, and his buddy on the other side who can't pull the trigger on a friend." -> we could see this! Javik aludes to the same, but we never see it on screen. It's just a hypothetical, the only people who become indoctrinated are villains, Cerberus, or their allies. This would've shown that, it would've been some cool foreshadowing. As it is, it's just a loose end.
Shepard spat in Cerberus eye when they left, especially if they destroyed the Collector base. Using the resuscitated and indoctrinated friend against them would've been an incredible way of spitting back at them. It would've been an amazing show of power. It could've demonstrated that Shepard wasn't the first, that Cerberus was already experimenting with life and death even before the success of the Lazarus project.
It gives more credibility to TIM's claims that he can control the reapers, and it's a nice setup to the reveal of what's actually going on in Horizon and Sanctuary.
And even then, no Kai Leng and no Virmire victim would've been better than Kai Leng. Everything stays the same but that plot-armored jackass doesn't exist. Cerberus attempts a coup with regular agents, they steal the data from thessia with regular agents, they show up as regular agents on Horizon, etc. Because Leng doesn't work at all in the story. He doesn't.
Regardless of how well it was executed, the entire Cerberus plot line is supposed to be a "coming full circle" moment from me1. We had the indoctrinated Saren leading the indoctrinated geth (synthetic) in me1. We have the indoctrinated TIM leading indoctrinated humans (organics) in me3. We end up with a "showdown" between saren/TIM in which depending on how persuasive we were during our previous talks, they (now deformed by reaper tech) shoot themselves in the head.
Where does Kai Leng fit into all of this? He doesn't! He's just... there. He's got no room in the story.
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The Creature calling itself Viktor and following Viktor around is so much more tragic when you know how babies develop and how newborns don't yet realise they and their mothers are two separate people. And one of the first things babies realise about themselves is that they're a whole separate person. And one of the first things they do when they start developing as a person is find out they have hands and play with them and with textures and start exploring. And when they want to start talking, they put their hands and fingers on their parents lips and throats to figure out how that sound is coming out of there and then they start imitating. Guillermo Del Toro nailed every single step of human development in such a beautiful celebration of life.
And Viktor abused the crap out of the poor creature for not being smart enough when it was only following natural developmental milestones. Because, like most men, like his own father, he wanted to create life but he wasn't interested in raising it beyond that and instead wanted it to be born a doctor ready to show the world how smart Viktor is for creating a carbon copy of his brain except in a stronger immortal body. Elizabeth gave him five minutes of love and let him explore how sounds come out of her mouth and he started talking.
Idk why some people are complaining about the movie being different from the book when the essence is literally the same, Viktor created life as if it were a godly feat and not something women have been doing since the dawn of humanity, and then he abandoned that life as deadbeat dads do. And that abandonment is what created a monster out of an innocent souls who could have become a beautiful being had it been nurtured. That's literally what Mary Shelley wrote. She would have been proud of this story. On top of being an incredibly gorgeous visual story, the narrative is very loyal to the point Shelley wanted to make.
this is hilarious. imagine running late for a friend’s wedding and you end up at a complete stranger’s instead. imagine thinking you got away with it for four years until a podcaster hunts you down and it ends up on the news