Law School Problems

After you finish a particularly bad final

Going out in public during finals time like

When you really need to study but Diane Sawyer’s Bruce Jenner special is on

Studying for finals just like

When it’s Finals time and you realize exactly how much you slacked off the entire semester

When it’s a study day and you realllllllly need to study but you can’t even bring yourself to get out of bed

When I pray to the LAW SCHOOL GOD ALMIGHTY TO SEE ME THROUGH THIS SEMESTER OF BULLSHIT

When someone feels the need to keep telling you that they have a job when they know that you don’t

When I think about the horrors that law school has brought into my life

When your professor announces that everyone passed a Pass/Fail assignment when you put in minimal effort on the actual assignment

Whenever an older attorney starts whatever they’re saying with “Well, when I was in law school...”

Thinking about the overwhelming amount of things that need to be done leading up to finals, including (but not limited to): crying, studying, reading, and learning an entire subject matter in 2 days or less

When someone asks why I’m not studying for finals yet

When you’re behind in the syllabus and the professor says that they’ll just drop the last section

When your relatives want to talk to you about school

When someone asks why you haven’t been reading

Watching classmates fight on Facebook like