Happy Holiday Season everyone! <3
I was sitting on a bench in the locker room of a gym, packing my things. I had just worked out and I was ready to go home. As I zipped my backpack shut, a man walked up to me. He was hairy, covered in sweat stains, and built like a god. His clothes were tight against his body, barely holding his muscles in. The bench shook as he plopped down next to me.
"Hey man, I'm Jackson. You seem like a good champ. Can you help my buddy and I settle a debate?" he asked. I wasn't that interested in being someone's mediator, but this man was smoking hot. Interacting with him felt like a gift, and I wanted it to keep on giving.
I agreed, but he placed his hand on my shoulder and looked concerned. "It's not gonna be fun. Here, I'll give you 50 bucks for what you'll have to deal with."
He handed me a 50 dollar bill. What could be so bad that he felt like he had to pay me first? Whatever it was, my curiosity was too high to stop now.
"Sure, dude. What is it?"
He stood and turned, walking away. At first I didn't move because I was so taken aback by how massive his ass was. It was huge. It was the biggest ass I'd ever seen. I shook my head and stood up - if I didn't follow him now, I'd lose him. I followed him to a private corner far from anyone else in the room.
Another man stood there. He was slightly slimmer than Jackson, but otherwise had all the same qualities. He was massive, ripped, and beautiful.
"This guy'll judge for us, Aiden," Jackson said.
Aiden looked at me, puzzled. "He's really up for that?"
"I haven't told him yet."
Aiden sighed and shook his head. "Listen, dude, turn back now if you want. You don't want to be in the middle of this."
I certainly did want to be in the middle of these two. Anywhere, anytime. "Tell me what it is," I said.
Jackson turned to me. "This bozo is claiming his farts are manlier than mine. We need someone to let us rip some in their face and smell them to tell us which ones are more manly. You up for that?"
I was shocked. That sounded disgusting. I almost said no, but I noticed another feeling rising up in me. Arousal. No, it couldn't be. Why would I be turned on by that? Then again, this would give me the chance to stick my face right into those godlike asses of theirs.
"Sounds great. Let's start."
They both looked shocked, but they just laughed and pulled out a small scorecard and a pencil. Aiden handed it to me.
"We'll go three rounds, and you'll rank us in three separate categories: power, loudness, and smell. Rank each out of ten, the highest being the most powerful, loud, and stinky vs the lowest being the weakest, quietest, and best smelling. Ok?"
I nodded, writing their names and the categories down on the card. I laid down on my back on one of the benches, resting one of my legs up so they wouldn't see my boner.
Jackson stood above me. "Ready dude?" I nodded. His ass dropped down and engulfed my face. I was so far in, even my ears were completely covered by his ass.
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmppppTTTT
The fart ripped out of his ass and assaulted my face. My instincts told me to hold my breath, but I knew what I had to do. I took a deep breath and nearly vomited on the spot. What the hell did he eat?! My erection grew as I took another whiff of the rotten stench. I took a moment to enjoy the feeling of his ass against me before tapping his side, letting him know to lift up.
After a moment of fresh air, I turned and grabbed the score card.
Jackson read the score card and groaned. "Two sevens? I gotta step up my game. Let me go grab a soda."
He disappeared around the corner. Aiden got into position above me.
Aiden was much less gentle with his descent. His ass smashed down on my face, shoving my head so far up his ass I could feel his hole just below the tip of my nose. A fart roared from it instantly.
PPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRrrrrNNNNNNNNNNTTTTAAAARRRmmmppppptttttssssssssssssssssssss...
His fart vibrated my head so hard I nearly tapped out from the shock. I took a deep breath. Jesus Christ! The rotten egg smell stinged in my lungs, causing me to cough right up his ass. He began to stand back up, but I grabbed his thighs and kept him down. I took another breath and really marinated in it. I could feel a bit of precum trikling down my dick. I couldn't hide my love of this for long. I tapped his side, and he stood up.
Jackson was already back, sipping on his drink. He had brought one for Aiden too, as well as some packets of trail mix. Aiden sat down and began to eat as I scribbled down numbers on my scorecard.
Jackson moaned again as Aiden pumped his fist in the air.
"I told you bro! I can fart way manlier than you!"
"We still have two rounds to go! I'm gonna catch up, just you wait."
Jackson stood above me again. Without even asking, he plopped down on my face. The familiar scent of his last fart still clung to the fabric of his shorts. He lifted his leg and grunted.
PPPPPPPRRRRRRRmmmmmmmmmNNNNIIIIIIPPPPPRRRRRtt
The fart wasn't very loud, but it nearly shook my skull out of my head with its outward force. I breathed in the musky stench and immediately recognized the smell of a bean burrito. I huffed it in, enjoying every second of it. After a few minutes went by, I realized I was taking too long and tapped on Jackson's side. He raised up.
"Damn, you spent a while on that one. It must've been so weak you couldn't hardly smell it."
When Jackson saw the six, I genuinely thought he was going to punch me in the face. "Six?! SIX?! How can I be doing so bad?!"
Aiden howled, smacking his knee as he rocked back and forth laughing. Jackson started gorging on his food, powering up. Aiden stood above me and sat down, more softly this time.
Even I was disappointed by the fart. It was almost nothing compared to before. I smelled it for a minute or so, but it wasn't anything impressive. I stopped focusing on it just so I could think about Aiden's ass right on my face. If he wasn't wearing shorts, I might've started licking his hole. I tapped him and he sat down next to Jackson.
"I already know that one sucked. It just wasn't right," he said.
Aiden slouched against the lockers and pouted. Jackson grinned, nodding as if this was to be expected.
An idea popped into my head. An opportunity.
"Maybe for the final round, you both should go bare ass. Just so I can get a stronger sense of the scent."
At this point, the situation was so bizarre, neither man thought twice about how suspicious my request was. They nodded in agreement and Jackson moved above me. His shorts and underwear dropped.
I finally got a look at his ass in all its naked glory. It was bulbous and hairy, glistening with sweat from his workout. My mouth watered at the sight of it. I could also see his dick and balls, hanging loose above my head. He lowered down onto my face, his balls slapping against my forehead.
He grunted, but nothing was coming out. He leaned to every side, lifted his legs in every direction, but nothing changed. Aiden laughed, thinking his victory was in the bag.
Jackson raised up and turned the other way, lowering back down so that now his balls laid against the bottom of my lip. He scooted around, wiping my face with his hairy ass. I enjoyed every second of it. I realized my dick was fully erect and prayed they couldn't see the precum through my shorts. He shook his ass some more until a rumble sounded from above.
"That's it. That's the one. Get ready, dude, cause I'm about to blow your fuckin face off."
BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSsssss-rrrrrrAAAAAANNNNNNPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTrrrrrrrrr-bbbBBBBBRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtttttt!
The fart was the loudest, proudest, most powerful fart I'd ever heard in my life. It was like he was a rocket ship and his ass was his engine. I was shocked that he didn't lift straight off the ground. The fart has so much power it literally unhinged my jaw and blew my mouth open. It filled my mouth, throat, and nostrils, making its way to my lungs. I tried to inhale but didn't even need to - it had already filled my body completely. There were so many different tastes and smells, I couldn't even begin to describe it. It was like an entire feast of farts had just been shoved down my throat. I continued to sniff it furiously, rubbing the sides of Jackson's ass as I took in as much as I could. It was heaven. Cum shot out of my dick with such a force, it flew out of my shorts and splattered across Aiden's face. Jackson stood up, but my face came with him. I wrapped my arms around his thighs and shoved my face in deeper, licking his hole. I tongued it so hard I could hear him moaning above me. He sat back down slowly and leaned back, fully allowing me to do what I wanted. Aiden was shocked, but as he put the pieces together, he silently lowered down to my shorts and undid the zipper. He took my dick in his mouth and began cleaning the cum off. As he sucked me off, cum filled his mouth and I moaned into Jackson's ass. He farted again, though it wasn't nearly as powerful. I reached up and started rubbing Jackson's dick. We all sat there, doing what we were doing, until we all came. Aiden flopped down onto the floor as Jackson rose and sat back down on the bench. We all breathed heavily.
"Holy shit man," Jackson said, "I don't know what came over me. I was so freaked out at first, but it felt so good."
Aiden looked at me. "You gotta do me next man. Screw the debate. That looked amazing."
I nodded, but first I grabbed the scorecard and wrote Jackson's newest score down.
Aiden smirked, walking over me and dropped his shorts. Jackson sat on my chest and lowered himself so he could suck me off like Aiden had. Aiden sat on my face and stuck his now-hard dick into Jackson's ass. Jackson began sucked me off as Aiden started humping Jackson, wiping my face with his ass as he moved. New farts shot out every time he moved. I sniffed up every single one.
BBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAMMMMPPPPTTT
PPPPRRRRRRRRRRrrrruuuuummmmmm
TTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssss
BBBBBRRRRRRRRrrrrrrmmmmm-PPPRRRRRTTT
and finally, a bubbly BBBLLBLBLLBLBLLBLLBLBLBRRRRRPP
The final, wet fart soaked my face as I shoved my tongue up Aiden's hole. I rimmed him, following his hole with my tongue as he rocked back and forth. I could hear as his dick went in and out of Jackson. Jackson moaned as he went up and down on my dick, sucking up all the precum as it flowed out. We went on with this for nearly 15 minutes before we all came.
Everyone laid flat on the ground. We breathed heavily, but I could tell the other two still held their breath a bit. Their farts had stunk up the air so much it probably counted as a toxic biohazard. I breathed it in happily.
"We should do this again sometime," Aiden said. He grabbed my phone out of my bag and put his number in my contacts. He passed it to Jackson, who did the same. Jackson put us all in a group chat called "Gym Buds" and dropped the phone back into my bag.
"So, who won?" Aiden asked. I laughed, thinking about the insane request that led us all here.
I grabbed the scorecard, lifted it up in the air so they both could see, and ripped it in half.
