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Katakuri: A bit yes

Law: Can you tell me how my love life with Luffy will be?

Pudding: It's not that kind of future telling-

Katakuri: You will marry at sea, rule an island together after retiring and raise many wonderful pirate children.

Law: And we will be happy?

Katakuri: Very. As well as madly in love.

Law: Thank you *Walks away humming*

Pudding: What was that? You can't see that far ahead.

Katakuri: Yeah but I can see what's in front of me. It's obvious those two are in love and who knows, maybe the Surgeon of Death needed a little confidence to get the ball rolling on those predictions.

Pudding: Why do you care about it though?

Knight Luffy in a crowd of knights: What about the hand of prince Law?

Law: No, I said equal value. I'm better then her.

Lami sitting next to him: Hey man what the fuck.

Luffy: Understandable! How about a date with Prince Law?

Law: Should you win, Sir Knight, then a candle light dinner date with me is available.

Lami: Oh so marriage to me is only equal to a date with you? No, if you win Sir Luffy, I will ensure Law not only takes you on a date but I'll convince father to force him to court you too!

Luffy: Really?!

Other Knights: We're here too. We could win.

Law: No you can not-

Luffy holding a orange: I taste orange.

Law:...The color was named after the fruit not the other way around.

Luffy: What are you, some kind of history teacher?

Law: No, I just like knowing fun facts.

Luffy: What's fun about knowing the color orange was named after the fruit?

Garp: What the hell is this? Where is the girl?

Luffy: What girl?

Garp: You said you were bringing home a girl! I was expecting my future granddaughter-in-law! I even called your brothers so they be here to meet her at diner!

Luffy: I told you I was going to buy you a Google Alexa, why would you assume that meant I was introducing someone!? I used the word BUY.

Garp: Well you better have someone before dinner time or so help me I am going to make your life hell for making me look like an idiot!

Luffy: What do you expect me to do?

Garp: Bring the person you're dating!

Luffy: I'm not dating anyone-

Garp: CUT THE ACT WE BOTH KNOW YOU ARE. WHAT'S HER NAME!

Luffy: HIS NAME IS LAW! WHY DO YOU ASSUME HE'S A GIRL!

Garp: *smiling*

Luffy: wait-

Law: The gun show.

Marco: Really? I wonder if they have any historical pieces. Pops would love to see them-

Law: Not pew-pew guns. The bong-bong guns.

Marco: What?

Law: The show is starting. You'll understand once you see it.

Marco: ....Law that's a man exercising. He's using a pole, but it's exercise.

Law: Yeah that's the show. Isn't it great?

Marco: I mean it's good but I don't-HELLO!?

Luffy: Thank you I love it!

Law: You got to open the box.

Luffy: Oh of course. *Open boxs. Moves sweater out. Puts box on head* I LOVE IT!

Law: The box is not the gift. The sweater is. I knitted it.

1. 653 notes - May 9 2021

Sabo: You have to stand up straight. Ace: Make sure you are polite. Shanks: No matter what, do not raise your eyes or voice when...

2. 354 notes - Jul 2 2021

Five year old Luffy at the park: I'm going to infiltrate the enemy! Eight year old Ace: Alright have fun buddy. Luffy: *Runs...

3. 332 notes - Apr 12 2021

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4. 310 notes - Sep 1 2021

Luffy: Hey Sabo? Sabo: Yeah? Luffy: You went to college. You're a nerd, right? Sabo: While the word nerd stings, this is...

5. 283 notes - Oct 5 2021

Law: I've come here to ask for Luffy's hand in marriage. Shanks: Another one? How do you people keep finding me? Law: There...

6. 278 notes - May 9 2021

Ace: Listen, I know everyone expects me to be a scary overprotective older brother but I'm not. I'm the cool one Law:...

7. 273 notes - Jun 25 2021

Ace: Luffy, there is a man in your bed? Luffy: Yeah Ace: Who is the man in your bed? Luffy: His name is Law. Ace: Why, is there...

8. 255 notes - Oct 5 2021

Law: What are you doing Luffy: Math homework Law:...What are the candles surrounding the paper for? Luffy: Divine intervention....

9. 250 notes - Nov 18 2021

Ace: He's not good enough for my Luffy Sanji: Law? He's the youngest surgeon in the country. If he's not good enough then who...

10. 225 notes - Jun 25 2021

Law: Well, well, well, it seems you have me cornered little marine. What every will I do? If I behave will you be gentle with...

Shachi: yeah Law, I don't like this.

Law: Don't be cowards. I already drew the summoning circle into my white carpet floor. If I can't get back my security deposit then you can't back out now.

Penguin: B-but I thought we were joking about summoning things!

Law: It's now or never.

Shachi: I vote never. Never would be a really good option.

Demon Luffy eating a bag of chips: Can I vote too?

Law: Yeah if you want-AGHHHHHHH!

Penguin/Shachi jumping: WHAT?! WHAT IS IT!?

Law: Don't you see him!? The floating thing over the circle!?

Penguin: Law don't mess around- AGHHHHHHH GUY IN A ORANGE COWBOY HAT ON THE COUCH!

Shachi: You guys are pranking me right? T-there isn't anything there...right? *Turns around* AGGHHHHH GHOST PRINCE!

Law: Wait. None of that sounds like what I'm seeing.

Luffy: You can't see or hear my brothers. Only the demon you summon. Ace and Sabo are bugging your friends....Sabo don't be like that. You can be scary. I sure prince is slang for horrifying monster or something.

Law: It's not.

Luffy flouting to a empty space: Oh. Sorry Sabo, you aren't scary.

Penguin whispering into Law's ear: Is your demon sexy too? Cause cowboy has a six pack and I'm suddenly willing to go to hell.

Luffy: Thank you my love~! I was so hungry-

Law: Luffy no! It's a candle!

Luffy: Why would you give me a candle shape devil fruit!?

Law: WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE DEVIL FRUIT!? YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE!

Sanji: Law? He's the youngest surgeon in the country. If he's not good enough then who is?

Sabo in a demonic voice: Nobody is

Ace: WHAT?!

Garp: I can tell you're upset which is why I did the only logical thing. I paid the debt before you woke up and now Luffy is on a ship being transported to his new master.

Ace: LUFFY! DON'T WORRY, I'M ON MY WAY TO RESCUE YOU!

Meanwhile on a ship miles away:

Sabo combing Luffy hair: I can't believe your grandfather just bet you like that.

Luffy: I can't believe you took the bet in the first place.

Sabo: I thought he was joking. That's why I bet myself on my Master's behalf. But don't worry, Lord Law isn't a cruel man. You'll love being his.

Luffy: Yes I'll love burning his estate to the ground.

Sabo: Is that joke?

Luffy: Jokes don't run in my blood.

Sabo: You can't burn down the Trafalgar estate

Luffy: If I don't do it my brother will. His name is Ace and he'll likely get you to fall in love with him while he is at it too.

Sabo sarcastically: Oh well he now? And why are you so sure?

Luffy: Ace is crazier than I am but better at hiding it. He also really like blonds, especially blonds who treat me like a little brother. Trust me, we won't be slaves for long.

Sabo laughing bitterly: That's what I used to say when my own parents sold me. It's cute you have hope though.

Nami: Yeah it's part of my plan.

Zoro: What plan?

Nami: the marry rich plan.

Zoro: You're trying to seduce the Surgeon of Death?

Law: What's wrong with that?

Luffy gesturing at the bone fire Ace and Sabo are building underneath a throne: That's your seat.

Law: Um?

Luffy: They only came with me to stop me from having a boyfriend.

Law: Ummm?

Luffy: They plan on burning you alive as an example to other campers.

Law: UMMMM?

Law snapping awake: NO.

Luffy: Shhhhhh

Law: Luffy stop trying to make my crewmates into emergency food supplies after we make love-

Shanks: Another one? How do you people keep finding me?

Law: There have been more before me?

Shanks counting on his fingers: Boa Hancock, Alvida, Cody, Bartolomeo-

Law: Stop stop. It doesn't matter who's asked because I'm the only one who will earn your blessing!

Shanks: Yeah, they said that too.

Law: Yeah? Then what can I do which will make me the winner?

Shanks: Get Luffy to fall in love with you obviously.

Law: How do I do that?

Luffy: Math homework

Law:...What are the candles surrounding the paper for?

Luffy: Divine intervention.

Law: Meaning?

Luffy: Only a higher being will be able to get me through this course.

Law: It's only been three months. How bad can it be?

Luffy: I got a 2% on my last test. Out of 100%. I think she only gave me that 2 for writing my name.