Luffy: Here you go gramps, your very own Alexa!
Garp: What the hell is this? Where is the girl?
Luffy: What girl?
Garp: You said you were bringing home a girl! I was expecting my future granddaughter-in-law! I even called your brothers so they be here to meet her at diner!
Luffy: I told you I was going to buy you a Google Alexa, why would you assume that meant I was introducing someone!? I used the word BUY.
Garp: Well you better have someone before dinner time or so help me I am going to make your life hell for making me look like an idiot!
Luffy: What do you expect me to do?
Garp: Bring the person you're dating!
Luffy: I'm not dating anyone-
Garp: CUT THE ACT WE BOTH KNOW YOU ARE. WHAT'S HER NAME!
Luffy: HIS NAME IS LAW! WHY DO YOU ASSUME HE'S A GIRL!
Garp: *smiling*
Luffy: wait-
Garp: Great have the boy here by seven.
