Just a bunch of Legal Eagles.

MIMIKAW:

NOVA:

Well, we’re friends with two of them—

STELLA:

MAKE IT THREE!!!!!!

XARZI:

@polygonalfish : I drew a quick Marie

Yes and no. I’m good at it, but I’m not a master just yet; I can’t tell you why, because broadcasting something like that would be flat out telling potential opponents your weakness or something.

21:

They exist, but, they’re not that common in Toontown. I think Toon Council’s whole thing about only having certain species in town is weird, but I think it has something to do with the fight against us Cogs. They have bee and spider costumes at Halloween though, and sometimes dragonfly and butterfly wing backpacks. For plant Toons... I don’t know what they have, actually.

I’ve tried, yes. But no matter what I’ve tried to put in, they always come out... “normal”. You know what I mean. Pink, glittery, obsessed with cupcakes, the whole nine yards.

Mayor for a day, huh?

Well, I’d certainly let in chicken and parrot Toons! Listen, ducks are sweet and all, but, there simply aren’t enough birds in this town! They’re all missing out, really.

Oh, poor Poundkey... That’s a name to break most any Lawbot scientists’ mechanical heart, mad or not.

Back in the day, there was a mad scientist, Doctor Cockatrice. He’s technically a “Spin Doctor”, but he found his humanoid appearance “absolutely hideous” and built himself a new body he found to be “much more sufficient.” He made a lot of messed up Cogs, but purposely made them just to destroy them. Real terrible.

Then one day he got his claws on a live Cog. That was the day Poundkey was created. Originally, Poundkey was supposed to have been shut down and used for scraps, except Doctor Cockatrice kept them conscious while removing parts just to catalogue how “painful” an operation was. Then once most of Poundkeys “utmost useful” factory parts were taken, Doctor Cockatrice started to do just mean and cruel experiments to Poundkey, including encasing their torso in a cage and also giving them the ability to lay eggs. Oh, and then forgetting them in a basement for like a bunch of years. Most “hatched” eaglets probably came from Poundkey, or a copycat egg, if not laid by a parent cog themself.

[ COGZILLA SNIFFS THE BAGEL. ]

Um.. us Legal Eagles don’t… really eat wor—

SAPPIE: YEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW!!!!!!

Well, wherever we are. Go on and ask us a couple of things, if you would?