Miyagi-Fang karate

some chairs get handsy

who up yaoiing their old men

Flowers in bloom

better forget it, you’ll never get it

easy lover

“I don’t dance,” Johnny snapped back. “Anyway, what’s gay pride day? What are they proud of?”

silk and satin, leather and lace

it’s all the same, dancing, martial arts

Mr. LaRusso Auto and Secretary

he wants to order

when your knee got messed up earlier but then your sworn ‘rival’ got traumatized at the parking lot so you have to play the hero and (attempt to) carry him home

there's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me

there was only you and me, we were young and wild and free

your arm felt nice wrapped ‘round my shoulder, and I had a feeling that I belonged