LavenderHillLove

Why are they controlling and in charge of us. This country has some fucked up morals

The last one literally terrifies me. 

Truer words have never been said.

when my mum holds my hand in public

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

'cause every song is like gold teeth, grey goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

im very disappointed. when the flyer said “come watch the great dane cook live” i wasn’t expecting a white man telling bad jokes. i thought i payed $50 to watch a dog prepare a meal

omg and she’s playing with a blue kitty toy. :3

#so #do all pixar movies #take place in the same universe? #like toys are secretly alive #monsters are real #meanwhile in france rats are cooking #and in australia fish plan on escaping #and somewhere in south america a house just landed on a cliff #and in the future the humans just rediscovered earth #and superheroes have been real this whole time #just in hiding #and cars is just some kid’s fever

crying

a must reblog for the scientific community

it took me a solid minute to figure out what the hell they meant by die