i think i am finally clean

WHAT IF LIKE 😱😱😱 THE COVID VACCINES WERE ZEKE'S SPINAL FLUID 😭😭😭😭 AND WHEN WW3 COMES AROUND THEY'LL TURN US ALL INTO TITANS 😱😱😱😱😱😱

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

too many people

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

Need me a freak like dis

im washing me and my clothes bitch

She drunk as fuck

brucie baby lore

smoking we’d

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her