Serendipity

L: Tuesday night.

A: Obviously consider me in. Dinner will be on me, alright?

L: I love you too, sweetpea.

A: When is it?

A: I love you.

A: You're such a fucking babe.

A: I hate you

A: But I love you

L: I know, I'm the best fucking babe.

L: Nope, you either hate or love, which is it?

A: YOU DID NOT?

A: I hope you didn't buy me that scary dildo we saw that one time, Lavender. [giggles]

L: No, god no. [giggling]

L: Don't tease me, Annabel.

A: It was just a question, Lavender.

L: I bought you something yesterday.

A: hey, you can't be this beautiful and talented too it doesn't work

A: What if I sung and moaned at the same time?

A: You'd love it.

A: Oh God, okay. This will be bad.

A: Lavender, you are very pretty. [sing]

L: its a good thing I'm dating you for your body and not your voice [giggling]

L: but your singing is cute

L: like when you sing in the shower

A: Them other bitches don't know how to act. [giggles]

L: I was watching Grease today.

L: I'm requesting my life to become a musical.

L: [ringing]

A: 'Ello?