a Laura Borealis

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gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

Did Fish just obliterate America?

It needed to be done sooner or later.

i for one welcome our new big gay outer space death fish overlawds

to commit crimes

rb to support her various felonies

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.

As we all suspected, pirates are theater nerds.

“The followin’ production be rated ARRRRRRRRR”

@officialscreaming

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.