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Oh to be a high-born girl, protected by a dragon, promised in marriage to some valiant Northern heart

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Oh to be a fox spying a hobbit in strange parts and never learning anything more about it
everyone's comfort characters are either gay, mass murderers, mentally unstable or just straight up dead or all of these [insp]
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I think that one of the funniest things about Legolas (especially in the movies) is that he’s literally the only Elvish prince in all of Middle-Earth but everyone treats him like he’s just a random guy. And he ACTS like just a random guy as well which makes it even better
My genuine NEED for people to understand that Shelob is not “just a giant spider” cannot be understated.
That is the last known living child of the being of the abyss that destroyed the trees of light you’re referring to. That’s not a spider it is a demigod of an unfathomable evil beyond Sauron’s BOSS.
And SAMWISE FUCKING GAMGEE scared her off.

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one of the underrated lessons from lotr's Aragorn is to avoid responsibility for as long as humanly possible, possibly in the woods, possibly without showering, until the small folk need you or whatever
My wife: "21 hour Silmarillion documentary"
Me: "like a nature documentary?"
What I'm imagining:
Horrifying eldritch spider creature ripping apart a massive magic tree
calm David Attenborough voice "here we see Ungoliant devouring one of the trees of light"
Words cannot express how much I love Bilbo's travel outfit at the end of BOTFA
This one!!!!
(Ignore the awful screenshot)
But I love this outfit so much!!!! There's just something about it!!! (Although I can never appreciate it through the tears in my eyes 😅)
Like that moment where he walks into Bag End after stopping the auction? Peak!!
[UPDATE]
I got another (unfortunately low quality) screenshot of the outfit
THIS MOMENT I LOVE
The Lord of the Rings takes place in a world that’s analogous to Medieval England, and yet there’s New World crops like potatoes and tobacco. That’s not actually a plot hole: Tolkien himself explains, in the prologue to Fellowship, that pipeweed has been brought from overseas by Numenorians, it follows that hobbits came by potatoes the same way.
But the Hobbit and the early chapters of Fellowship contain much more jarring and numerous anachronisms than post-Columbian-exchange plants. There are metaphors referring to gunpowder, guns, a train engine and express trains! There are commodities that are from the Old World, but were not widespread in Medieval Europe, such as coffee, tea and fireworks. Even silk might be a bit of a stretch. And then there are tons of things that could or technically did exist in a medieval world, but we definitely associate them with later eras: top hats, public museums, clocks small enough to put on a mantelpiece, football, golf, mothballs, umbrellas, metal pens, water bottles instead of waterskins, Christmas crackers, and then there’s the entire question of the hobbits’ written culture. Paper appears widely available and cheap, not everyone is literate but there seems to be a large literate middle-class that owns multiple books, has long legal battles with paperwork involved, sends tons of letters, sends written party invitations, uses anachronistic pre-cut envelopes. Letters aren't carried by random servants, there's an official postal service and a post office: this all implies a level of literacy and written culture more typical of an Early Modern-ish setting. Or Regency? Or Victorian? But definitely super not Medieval.
Conclusion one: when Tolkien started writing The Hobbit he very much did not know where he would end up, which is thematically appropriate.
Conclusion two: Tolkien semi-intentionally wrote the Shire as low-tech but still very recognisably similar to modern England, so that the hobbits leaving its safety to enter an Actual Fantasy World would feel more relatable. (LOTR is a portal fantasy.)
Conclusion three: these are not the aspects of worldbuilding that actually matter, it is actually good that Tolkien is obsessed with mythology and linguistics and only sketches the rest of the worldbuilding out as far as it's necessary for the plot, no need to sweat the small stuff. You should only write about agriculture and taxation if you care about them as much as Tolkien cared about unhinged comparative linguistics.
Conclusion four: in a Watsonian sense, we can take on the conceit that Tolkien didn't write the books, only translated them from a real source, the Red Book of Westmarch. We may then proceed to blame any perceived inconsistencies on his translation.
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It's sad that we never got to see the power couple that would have emerged from Thorin, corrupted by the Arkenstone, and Bilbo, corrupted by the One Ring.
Thorin: so do you have a king in your shire?
Bilbo: I mean we have a Thain…
-and at this the company silently and unanimously thought “that sounds like a very dwarven name” and all stumbled to the conclusion there was a secret Dwarf lord in the shire ruling over the hobbits.