*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this motherβs decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called βzonaβ cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
β47 month oldβ
this is my four year old rayman origins
βWhoβs doing your surgery?β
βDr. Rayman Origins.β
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was βRyceβ and his mum said it was pronounced βReeseβ
the best part is she was originally going to spell it βRiceβ
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it βOinβ and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be βOogokβ. her name is literally βOin Oogok Puscusβ
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
All real
This shit is hilarious
@kaiiwooo
I canβt
47 month old.
Nayvieβ¦.. Bish whet????
this is from my kidβs valentineβs list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy namesΒ
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child βSalterβ Iβm so done βπΏοΈ
Treyton lls, Iβm dyingβ¦
I know a person from college whoβs name is literally βSmileβ, l canβt even explain how ridiculous that isβ¦
47 month old
47 month old
Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary βYβsβ in names.
<b>47 month old<b/>
47 month old.
Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???
I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?
Anyway, bless little Christopherβs parents. My god.
47 month old tho
One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. Iβm sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????
OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!
I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.
for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until theyβre old enough to legallyΒ change it.
I took latin in middle school. I donβt actually remember much now, but iβm telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.Β
Latrina.
(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious,Β βlatrinaβ is one of the latin words for toilet)
LATRINA
47 month old
47 month old
