laurensamsmith

If you draw -2 -2 + = on your clothes or some paper or whatever with your finger it sounds like Chim Chiminey.

concept: me, speaking a foreign language, my pronunciation is perfect and my accent is indistinguishable from that of a native speaker. I am able to pepper my speech with slang and idioms and I can express subtle differences in meaning with ease. I have extensive knowledge of grammar and technical terms and produce well structured analyses of literature using correct writing conventions.

I wonder if my dog thinks I hold onto the leash so I won’t get lost

Why don’t toothpaste companies make a drowsy toothpaste so when you brush before bed it helps you sleep?

Omgomgomg

it’s weird how middle names are like………. this normal thing, but also secret

FINALLY IT’S ON TUMBLR THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE THIS

One of the best scenes in film history

this is iconic