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Me: I wish I could read fanfics on kindle
Also me: realises I can download them from ao3
Me: buys kindle
So, I've been getting into the vegan shtick lately. And by getting into, due to completely unrelated reasons I watched a few videos of a vegan YouTuber and had a date/recrutement thing with Ă vegan guy.
Anyway, he send me a link to a documentary from 2018 about the treatment of different animals in Australia.
My thoughts about it:
People suck and the animals should be kept in better conditions, and not stacked on top of each other. Mostly because a portion of the meat will never be consumed and just thrown out.
I do so hate using animals for entertainment - bull riding, the spanish toreadors, the circus (I haven't been in many years so I'm not sure but there was talk for banning using animals?) and the zoos. I cannot go to a zoo and enjoy myself. That was all before the vegan emersion (I also read articles)
That said - I'm not going to become vegan. There is no way I'll be substituting 75% of my food with more expensive options for once. I do believe that the animals should live on farms and with more humane conditions. There will be less wasted meat as well.
Can we make a quater vegan movement?
me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)
GPS: what the FUCK did you do
me: *Merges onto a newly built Exit/Entrance ramp that didnât exist 6mths ago*
GPS: Where, the FUCK, are you taking us?!?!?⌠Whoa-Whoa!-WHOA!!!⌠ok.
omg younger people may not remember this but like in 2011ish google maps sucked and didnât know what any land besides a road was so as soon as you entered a parking lot it would yell at you over and over to get back on the road. like bro no this is where I need to be!!
Apple maps tried to get me to turn onto a bridge that was above me because it thought it was an intersection.
for a while their official icon illustrated an example of this
One time google maps told me to walk through an Air Force base and I got stopped by armed guards.
last year google maps kept yelling at me to turn around in a parking lot because I gave it the address to a store in a mall and it wanted me to drive inside the mall with my car to get there.
once i was looking for a food shop in dover & google maps told me to board the ferry to france
Thereâs a base in Maryland smack dab in the middle of several bordering towns/cities. Google Maps will insist up and down that you need to drive through that base instead of around. Itâs shorter. Itâll act like youâve done the dumbest thing ever when you donât.
The NSA is on that base. Guess what happens if you try to drive your non-identified vehicle up the road to the NSA?
Two summers ago, my ex and I were in the countryside and retuning from a trip. We were going to my family's country house and I being the great amazing navigator that I am missed the turn and we started following the GPS. So we go to this village and it wants us to go on this road that anything less than a large SUV, which our car was most certainly not (in Europe we don't drive as many SUVs). Now I say road, it was like a mountain muddy path with large trenches dug through by the heavy tractors.
So we can't really go back (no place to turn the car), no way to go forward and the GPS is insisting that there is a perfectly good road in front of us.
I also love how the navigation tells me the make a sharp turn just as I pass the, generally, hidden street. And the I swear it's being passive aggressive when it tells me the corrected course.
Honestly, i donât think iâll ever get over Sirius Black.
Me neither

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Is it just me or are the Marvel TV shows somewhat disappointed? Like. Ot story wise or anything (though I admit I did not like Falcon and the Winter Soldier) but how short they are. There are 5 7 minutes of end credits and maybe 25 30 minutes of runtime. And what 6 8 episodes. It's just a movie that has been divided into small parts.
Questions I have during my Merlin rewatch:
1) How did merlin actually manage to hide his powers for 5 hours let alone 5 seasons? How?
2) Where do they find so many knights with the way they keep dropping like flies?
3) Am I the only one who doesn't find any of the romances believable? Like except for the Merlin/Freya and even that was a bit pushing it.
4) Speaking of all the dead knights - how does sir Leon make it to the end? Does He have hidden magic?
On rewatching merlin on netflix:
1) Morgana's character arc sucked, like it was so all over the place
2) Gwaine is my precious (alcoholic, murder-y) baby and he needs to be protected
3) Merlin/Gwaine bromance in S03 is better than the Merlin/Arthur bromance
4) I'm not ready for E02S04
5) The CGI is cringe-worthy bad, but it grew on me
Rewatching BBC merlin on netflix.
I have forgotten how bad the CGI was. And it's bad, so bad.
Why SVSSS is Comedy Gold
Imagine the last thing you remember is talking trash about Twilight. You die and get sent to Twilight as Jacob Black, despite being Team Edward, except you have all the romance scenes with Edward Cullen instead of Bella (âHow long have you been seventeen,â your blood smells delicious, etc.). Edward falls in love with you, but you betray him. He joins those other vampires.Â
During all this, one of the random shape-shifters that should die in that weird battle thing (that ends in a handshake) turns out to be Stephanie Meyers, who died making food. She is overly friendly with you and makes funny quips the entire time. You want to stab her. But you donât.Â

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Can we talk about how today, during a joint militarily exercise with US, Italian and Bulgarian soldiers in Bulgaria, the US soldier broke into a local industrial unit.
They scared the poor people shitless, looked around, did the drills and left. Those poor man were too scared to call 112 (911 in EU).
They have yet to receive even a simple apology.
Lucifer with his dad and twin - the og disfunctional family. God trying and miserably failing at being a supporting dad in the musical episode. And poor Dan in that episode. I'm crying
Linda: I just thanked God for napkins.
Amenadiel: It was so much better than I would have done.
Marauder HC that just make sense
2 - James
James was definitely the spoiled rich kid of the group, I mean Sirius was rich but he had more of a rich aristocrat air to him, you know, James was just rich;
And spoiled - it took him a couple of months to get used to not getting his way all the time;
That happened only because his parents were called to Hogwarts in early November for a talk;
No one ever learned what was said, but he did change his attitude a little ;
He was the last to discover Remus' condition, but when he did he only shrugged and said that his dad was working on a potion for werewolves;
He did not come up with the animagus idea, but only half of the forbidden books they read came from Sirius;
Pranking Snape started out as a joke but when he retaliated with some dark curses (barley dark according to Sirius) it got personal, mostly because no one would believe them that the poor halfblood slytherin first year could cast dark magic;
In retrospect, it took him nearly six years to stop believing that the world owned him everything ;
He was jealous of Sirius, not for his home life, but for other things;
He loved him to bits, but sometimes... Well James was never as self-assured as liked to appear;
He stared asking Lily out in forth year as a joke, because he knew it drove Snape mad;
The first time he meant it, was also the first time she said yes;
He may have lead the others to believe he was in love with her so they'd stop asking him who he liked;
If that ever got out Sirius would have broken his teeth and he'd have to sleep with heavy wards until they graduated ;
Not that the secrecy mattered much in the end;
He liked flying, people told him he was amazing at it, but he never really loved flying ;
He loved Lily and Harry but he never stopped wondering how his life might have turned out had he not reacted so strongly that day;
He died thinking they were responsible for Peter's death
Marauders HC that just make sense:
1 - Sirius and Lily friendship
Lily ans Remus were friendly without being friends, they had a good working relationship as prefects but never spen9tok much time together;
Lily and Sirius were friends, she didn't want to admit it, but he ki d of grew on her, especially in sixth year;
James was NOT jealous (shut up Peter!) ;
Okay, he was a little jealous at one point when the two would stop talking whenever he came near;
He never learnt what they were discussing l, but had a feeling it was about him;
He was 10% correct, the other 90 % was a combination of music and bad relationship with their respective siblings ;
Sirius spent his last two years at school trying to get Regulus to talk to him;
He was partially successful ;
Learning that Regulus had taken the Dark Mark was when he started hating his family for real;
Only Lily knew he was seeking out to meet with Regulus ;
She caught him one night and would cover for him;
Despite everything, she missed her sister, or at leat the idea of a good older sister ;
The two secretly dated for a month before deciding that they were better off as friends;
Only Peter ans Mary knew, because the two couples accidentally ended un in the same broom closet;
That shared secret may or may not have contributed to Sirius being forgiven for the Full Moon Incident;
James may have been the love of her life or whatever, but privately Lily thought he could use some lessons from Sirius - the thing with the tongue comes to mind;
When they started going on missions for the Order, Lily and Sirius were generaly paired up;
James was a tad too nice while fighting for both their tastes;
She was there when Sirius recognised his brother and cousin one night;
Lily grabbed Sirius, apparated them away and then lied through her teeth during debriefing that it was strategic retreat because they were outnumbered;
To be fair they were, but she was confident they would have won if Sirius was not distracted ;
That day he took James aside and told him to marry her before she wishes up and leaves them ;
James wished he could be sure that in a hypothetical split he would get Sirius in the divorce;
Lily was sure that they would get a traumatised Sirius if he ever had to choose between them;
She actually took him to her sister's wedding, because no one wanted James there (including James) and she didn't want to go alone;
Petunia was both happy and mad that her guests decided that her sister's date was some Lord or other nobility. In the one hand it was great for her status, on the other hand he was from Lily's lot, Lord or no;
Lily couldn't comprehend how Sirius I-wear-band-T-Shirts-and-eat-crappy-food-only Black could act so pretentious and give off an air of I'm-your-superior without actually insulting anyone;
When she tald James all that he only shrugged and said "Blacks"

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Can we talk about #moderngreekgods trend on tiktok. I'm obsessed with it. And have so many headcanons now.
Also I got invested in the dionysius/apollo ship. Because of ara_george. If anyone reads this, check out their profile on tiktok. Rock star dionysius and coffeshop guitar player apollo...
And healthy loving supportive Hades/persephone.
Wizarding Schools Headcanons: Koldovstoretz
Basics
Location: Russia (exact location unclear) somewhere in the North near a magical lake
Duration: 8 years
Specialties: Divination, Wandless Magic, Ancient Magic and Necromancy
Students acceptance: Slavic countries and all muggleborns that havenât being accepted at Durmstrang
Uniform: Black and Gold
Emblem: A black dragon, Zirnitra, God of Sorcery
Nameâs meaning: âCreator of Magicâ or âPalace of Witchcraftâ
Houses
Koldovstoretz has six houses guided by gods:
The House of Svarog: God of celestial fire and of blacksmith.
Inventors are drawn to this house. Usually magical engineers tends to comes from this house. Creativity rules, thereâs always a new way of doing things People brave enough to break convention. They are very curious with muggle technology. Muggleborns are bombarded with questions about how everything works. Hardworkâ˘. Magic + Science = Their passion
The House of Morana: Goddess of winter, death and witchcraft.
Sassy af, be careful if they are with a Veles. Killing combo. Misjudged a lot because of their quietness. Spilling the tea 24/7. Mischievous when paired with a Vesna, oddly amazing together. Deeper understanding of death and itâs meaning, there is nothing to be sad about the next great adventure. Patient, can and will wait however long it takes to get what they want. They love to have leather journals to write about their dreams and feelings, while they seat on a comfy couch next to a fire. Theyâre experts at Divination, they have to know their future.
The House of Hors: God of Healing.
Always ready to give you a cup of hot cocoa, a blanket and a hug if you need it. Kind souls, but donât be fooled, this guys are great at herbology and potions. They know about cures the same way as they know about poisons. Cinnamon rolls but could actually kill you. Loyal friends. Never try to hurt their loved ones. Experimenting⢠it wouldnât be a surprise if they had a secret lab in some hidden spot in the castle. Dangerous combination when paired with Slavorgs. If you hear an explosion, itâs probably them.
The House of Veles: God of the Underworld, earth, water and musicians.
Wanting to understand what others would fear. Curious with an insaciable hunger for knowledge. Summoning a spirit to haunt down their enemies but also to help them with their history homework. A strange love for dangerous creatures. Value tradition because of their deep connection with their ancestors and roots, but will challenge it if necessary. Obsessive with their passions. âTechnically, is not illegalâ. Philosophers and debaters, can talk their way out of almost any situation. Necromancy and Transfiguration are their top subjects.
The House of Vesna: Goddess of Spring and Youth.
Ray of fucking sunshine. Their smiles and laughter are so contagious. They are behind the best parties at school. Herbology and Potions, just like those from Hors (but for a complete different reason), and Care for Magical Creatures are usually their favorites subjects. You need a very questionable ingredient? They have it. Need information about anyone? They know it, trust me. If they deny it is because they donât like you. They get high on school drama and romance. So positive, that they can lift everyoneâs hope. Welcome to my Ted Talk⢠kind of people.
The House of Dziewona: Goddess of Hunt.
So much energy. They love sports and outdoors activities, winter wonât stop them. Itâs difficult to keep them locked up in classroom for too long. They prefer to learn by doing and experimenting rather than by reading books. Heart eyes about anything related to dragons. Treasure hunts, theyâre the best at making them. So good that is almost a school tradition for them to organize them during snow storms (when no one is allowed to go outside) and keep everyone entertained.
Interesting Facts
Koldovstoretz history and foundation is a mystery to everyone
There are many rumors, but none has ever been proved. The most famous one is that spirits talked to the local people and convinced them to create the school, and is the reason of why they specialize in necromancy
The school grounds are protected by rusalki, female water spirits that live on the lake and will drown anyone that dares to attack the school
There is also a forest where some Babaroga will kidnap any student that tries to escape, and will (because of a deal with the headmaster) return them to the school.
The school is known for having one of the most beautiful castles. During the Imperial Russia Era, the building had substantial changes by order of the Royal House. No other school has so much display of style, and wealth.
A group of Seers are responsible for selecting the students. Only those that truly have a destiny in Koldovostoretz can assist.
The letters are delivered by Ravens instead of owls.
Baba Yaga was one of the first students
Koldovstoretz has a program of music and dance (mostly ballet) as an extra curricular activity. Some excellent musicians, like Tchaikovsky a muggleborn, studied at this school.
It also offers a great variaty of winter sports and they have annual competitions against Durmstrang
Instead of using house elfs the school has Domovoy. A house spirit that protects the place where they live as long as the inhabitants gives them tributes, like bread or wheat. Students enjoy to hide gifts for them, so that only a Domovoy can found it.
After the Revolution it was dictated that the school remained open for all those students that couldnât return to their homes during holidays and summer break.
Magic at this school is not so easily divided between good magic and dark magic. They take magic as it is, raw, natural power.
They teach their students how to defend themselves against dark magic, but some of this classes are optional. Because to truly become a master on defense, you must understand dark magic. There for, not all students want to learn that kind of magic, and they can skip to the defense spells only.
11/10 would love to attend. good job rummaging through the mess that is our folklore.
I don't know it it's cannon, but it's cannon now in my head