Laughter Central

Client: The final artwork you sent me just doesn’t work.

Me: What do mean by doesn’t work? Can’t you open the file?

Client: No I can open it fine. It just doesn’t work!

Me: You mean the design doesn’t work for you?

Client: Yes.

Me: It’s the same design as the one I sent you earlier today, which you agreed was fine. I’ve literally only added your Facebook and Twitter names.

Client: Yes that’s what doesn’t work!

Me: You don’t think the Facebook and Twitter fits in with design, is that what you’re saying?

Client: No it looks fine, it just doesn’t work. We want it the same as our website.

Me: I’m not entirely sure what you mean? The design does match your website.

Client: Yes but you can click the Facebook and Twitter on our website and nothing happens when I click on your file.

Me: The artwork I sent you is the design for your A5 flyer. The one you’re having printed.

Client: Yes but we want it the same as our website!

Me: You want me to put clickable links on your printed flyer?!

Client: Yes! Is that something that you can do?

(via clientsfromhell)