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#the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral || about

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"I'm fine, let me see your face"- shotgundammit

x | get cared about idiot

"That bleed isn't gonna stop itself, champ!" Florida twitters cheerfully, dumping more bleed-stop into the wound in question to pack in.

There's no indication that he intends to obey and remove his helmet, but two things betray him: the cracked-away hole in his visor, exposing his blue eye, which isn't itself damaged but which is run over with small rivulets of blood; and the tear in the neck of his undersuit, where those same trickles can be seen running from beneath his helmet.

#your deepest guts just strewn and spilling out || shotgundammit #can’t understand what i mean. you soon will || answered

ruinmemes

CARING SENTENCE STARTERS

for muses that need a little love.

❝ i’m here for you. ❞

❝ let me help with that. ❞

❝ i’m here. ❞

❝ nothing’s gonna hurt you. ❞

❝ if they do it again, you tell me. ❞

❝ i’ll protect you. ❞

❝ i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you. ❞

❝ let me take a look… ❞

❝ i’m a phone call away. ❞

❝ you should have called me. ❞

❝ here, sleep. ❞

❝ if you wanna talk, i’m here. ❞

❝ hey, shh, it’s okay. ❞

❝ i’ll never let you go. ❞

❝ you’re with me now. ❞

❝ nothing’s gonna take you from my side. ❞

❝ i’ll do what i have to. ❞

❝ i need you to stay here, okay? i got this. ❞

❝ it’s safe here. ❞

❝ i’m fine, let me see your face. ❞

❝ we’re gonna have to keep ice on that. ❞

#don’t know what’s got a hold of me. it’s greater than gravity || prompts

rpmemesandasks

Send me ““...”” for my muse to talk to yours’ in a different language!

#don’t know what’s got a hold of me. it’s greater than gravity || prompts

laughsatafuneral

@doctahleonardchurch

I think my paperwork says “Canada” right now, why?

doctahleonardchurch

I’m concerned about how good your hearing is if that paperwork is accurate.

Who the hell put that down as an option

laughsatafuneral

Oh, you asked where I came from, not where I was.

#doctahleonardchurch #[ distant sounds of canadian scuttling in the attic ]

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@doctahleonardchurch

I think my paperwork says “Canada” right now, why?

#o u o #doctahleonardchurch #[ hes in the walls. hes in the GODDAMN WALLS ]

LESLIE?!

#somewhere in the world someone is gonna fall in love by the end of this song || commentary

leolaroot

doing space missions with a ragtag crew but if I'm being honest I hate all of their fucking guts. we are not making an unlikely family I want to kill these people

#anywhere you’re gonna be. that’s where i wanna be right now || musing #[ listen man idk what you expect ]

laughsatafuneral

How can I be of service?

doctahleonardchurch

You’re so quick to assume that I need something of you. Can’t this just be a brief social call? I can do pleasantries.

laughsatafuneral

Sorry to assume, then. Get you a cocoa?

#doctahleonardchurch #Nah man I straight up died #[ It pains me to remind the folks at home that Ed Robertson does say sore-y ]

How can I be of service?

#doctahleonardchurch #Where were you when I was being literally poisoned by your AI

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shotgundammit

“Well. Ain’t it been a while”.

laughsatafuneral

👀

#your deepest guts just strewn and spilling out || shotgundammit #[ surprise bitch ]

valtsv

#anywhere you’re gonna be. that’s where i wanna be right now || musing

I don’t know the context of this but I have a sneaking suspicion that it is not in the name of Christ.

#[ back from the dead.................. again ]#[ hi ]

suckitblues

Blue team has no rights

abitofafatass

They do suck pretty bad.

laughsatafuneral

Hey now : (

#abitofafatass

I’d say I’m so proud of my boys, but...

#Well Texas isn't one of my boys now is she

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anorthwithoutasouth

Anyone else notice that Texas never eats with us? I think she hates us.

laughsatafuneral

It could also be because New York chews like a monster uwu

anorthwithoutasouth

You guys gotta get over that. Wash eats with his helmet on and I’ve accepted that!

laughsatafuneral

Eating with your helmet on is one thing, chewing like a war criminal and triggering people with mental conditions is another thing entirely uwu

anorthwithoutasouth

Fine, go eat with Tex then!

laughsatafuneral

Just trying to help champ! You seemed confused.

anorthwithoutasouth

I just want to be friends with tex :( but you’re right... my boys are obnoxious

laughsatafuneral

Just the one! And it’s an easy fix. But I don’t think Texas is very interested in being friends with anyone, though. So I doubt you’re doing anything wrong, sport.

#anorthwithoutasouth

anorthwithoutasouth

Anyone else notice that Texas never eats with us? I think she hates us.

laughsatafuneral

It could also be because New York chews like a monster uwu

anorthwithoutasouth

You guys gotta get over that. Wash eats with his helmet on and I’ve accepted that!

laughsatafuneral

Eating with your helmet on is one thing, chewing like a war criminal and triggering people with mental conditions is another thing entirely uwu

anorthwithoutasouth

Fine, go eat with Tex then!

laughsatafuneral

Just trying to help champ! You seemed confused.

#anorthwithoutasouth

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