I donated organs for this war

“I’m good with Baywatch, we haven’t watched that in a while.”

"Figured you might wanna. Your beer is in the freezer getting cold."

“Thanks.” *he smiles*

“What are we watching?”

"Hadn't decided yet. What are you feelin'? Battlestar again, or should we mix it up with old episodes of Baywatch? It's hot as balls out there."

“I’m good with Baywatch, we haven’t watched that in a while.”

“What the fuck does that even mean.. did you and donut create a code language to fuck with me again?”

"It means that I have my snackies, and my beer, and I have sat. The fuck. Down."

“What are we watching?”

“What the fuck does that even mean.. did you and donut create a code language to fuck with me again?”

[guy who keeps dying and coming back voice] Why does everyone look so upset lol

did someone like. die. lmao

vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever

this post coulda been one of my big hitters i think the shadow media is holding it back for woke reasons