Madness & Slaughter

うめこ

rude

that’s fair

not again

kyogre-blue:

overlycaffeinateddreamer:

faun-songs:

knightarcana:

deamortis66:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and I’m so glad.

#I thought it was an exaggeration for literal years (via sonickitty)

this is literally the #that sounds fake but okay meme im dying

#ME#I THOUGHT SEXUAL ATTRACTION WAS RARE#AKA#HOW TO FIND OUT YOU’RE DEMI (via @miseryauthoress)

Honestly, every single cheating plotline never made sense because “but why do you have to have sex with them? just don’t??”

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GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS

ALLÔ → ‘hello’ ↳ appropriate for answering the phone BIENVENUE → ‘welcome’ ↳ appropriate for greeting guests BONJOUR → ‘hello’ ↳ literal translation is ‘good day’ (‘bon’ good + ‘jour’ day) ↳ appropriate in formal and casual settings ↳ appropriate for morning and afternoon BONSOIR → ‘hello’ ↳ literal translation is ‘good evening’ (‘bon’ good + ‘soir’ evening) ↳ appropriate in formal and casual settings ↳ appropriate in the evening HÉ → ‘hey’ ↳ when used in conjunction with ‘là’ (‘hé là!’), it means ‘hey there!’ ↳ appropriate in casual settings SALUT → ‘bye/hi’ ↳ appropriate in casual settings

A BIENTÔT → ‘see you soon’ À PLUS TARD → ‘see you later’ ↳ informal, but can be made even more informal by just saying ‘à plus’ ADIEU → ‘goodbye forever’ ↳ used for people you’ll never see or speak to again AU REVOIR → ‘goodbye’ ↳ literal translation is ‘to see/meet again’ (‘au’ to + ‘revoir’ see/meet again), so you’re really saying ‘until i see you again!’ ↳ appropriate in formal and casual settings BONNE NUIT → ‘goodnight’ ↳ literal translation is ‘good night’ (‘bonne’ good + ‘nuit’ night) ↳ appropriate in formal and casual settings ↳ appropriate at night PASSEZ UNE BONNE JOURNÉE → ‘have a good day’ ↳ formal, but can be made informal by just saying ‘bonne journée’ SALUT → ‘bye/hi’ ↳ appropriate in casual settings

SUBJECT PRONOUNS

‘vous’ and ‘tu’ mean ‘you’. the difference is the context in which you use them. to put it simply: ‘vous’ is formal and used for multiple people, and ‘tu’ is informal. read here for more info.

INTRODUCTIONS

ÇA VA? → ‘How are you?’ ↳ learn how to respond here COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS? → ‘How are you?’ ↳ learn how to respond here COMMENT T’APPELLES-TU? → ‘What’s your name?’ COMMENT VOUS APPELEZ-VOUS? → ‘What’s your name?’ ELLE S’APPELLE → ‘Her name is…’ ENCHANTÉ → ‘Nice to meet you.’ ↳ used when the speaker is a man ENCHANTÉE → ‘Nice to meet you.’ ↳ used when the speaker is a woman  IL S’APPELLE → ‘His name is…’ JE M’APPELLE… → ‘My name is…’ JE SUIS… → ‘I am…’ MON NOM EST… → ‘My last name is…’ MON PRÉNOM EST… → ‘My first name is…’ MON SURNOM EST… → ‘My nickname is…’ VOICI → ‘This is…’

EMOTING AND PHRASES

C’EST PAS GRAVE → ‘No problem.’ EMBRASSE-MOI → ‘Kiss me.’ FERME-LA → ‘Shut up.’ JE NE SAIS PAS → ‘I don’t know.’ JE SUIS DÉSOLÉ → ‘I’m sorry.’ ↳ used when the speaker is a man  JE SUIS DÉSOLÉE → ‘I’m sorry.’ ↳ used when the speaker is a woman   JE T’AIME → ‘I love you.’ JE T’AIME POUR TOUJOURS → ‘I love you forever.’ JE TE DÉTESTE → ‘I hate you.’ QU’EST-CE QUE JE FERAIS SANS TOI? → ‘What would I do without you?’ T’EN FAIS PAS → ‘Don’t worry about it.’ TU AS DE TRÈS BEAUX YEUX → ‘You have beautiful eyes.’ TU ME MANQUES → ‘I miss you.’ VOUS ME MANQUEZ → ‘I miss you.’

OUTSIDE RESOURCES

french numbers

french days and months

pet names

Mon amour - My love Ma chérie/Mon chéri - My darling Mon coeur - My heart (literally) Mon bébé - My baby

compliments

Tu es magnifique - You are gorgeous. Tu es une fille/un garçon en or - You’re a girl/a boy as precious as gold. Tu es plus belle/beau chaque jour qui passe - You get prettier every day. Tu es parfait(e) comme tu es - You are perfect just the way you are.

random things

Je ne peut pas vivre sans toi - I can’t live without you. Tu es mon tout - You are my everything. Mon coeur t’appartient - My heart belongs to you. Je suis tienne/tien - I am yours.

ways to say I love you

He half-grunts, idly scratching at his chin.I suppose that is bad hijo…“He pauses pensively looking over to his window at the people passing, oh hoe they were blissfully unaware of the situation. ”…But they too have lives that don’t involve the Brotherhood.“ Baltasar lowly before he pushes himself off the counter and motions over to Cahin.