(I got bored and made this, I know it's cringe, I'm sorry)
Darksiders Incorrect Quotes
War: Are you having another depressive episode?
Death: A depressive episode?
Death: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Strife: I know one person who finds me funny!
War: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Strife: Okay then I'm out.
Strife: I’m sorry for being annoying.
Strife: It will happen again.
War: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Fury: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Strife: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
Strife: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Death and not do the thing,
Strife: Well there’s a clear right answer here.
Strife: *proceeds to throw 10 taped together grenades into a demon den*
Strife: Come to think of it… You’ve always been nice to me.
Strife: I mean, you listen to all my problems-
War: No, Strife. I just simply stand here while you talk, there’s a big difference.
Fury: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
War: Do you have a self-care routine?
Fury: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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