Battles leave scars, some you can't see.

I am going to sisters so should be able to use her internet to download them tho. 

This just in. SRW killed my desire to write Kanan and ruined the thing I’d loved doing. 

I found the above rant i posted just before the finale and while not entirely related i think it explains some of my thoughts on shit pretty decently. 

This isn’t saying i don’t want to write Kanan. I love Kanan, I really loved writing him and I want to get back into it. I’ve stashed a bunch of drafts and I’m hoping to work on them this weekend. 

[ NSFW!!!!! ] Change to fit your muse & pronouns

“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

“You come in on your day off, you assume responsibility that isn’t yours - you buckle like a belt.”

“I don’t know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don’t clean it right away.”

“You’re a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you’re cute as hell.”

“I’ll fuck anything that MOVES!!!!”

“Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.”

“Buncha savages in this town… ”

“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.”

"Hey, I’m a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.”

“I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.”

“Doesn’t that mother fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin’ tonight, we’re gonna rip off this fucker’s head, and tear out his fuckin’ soul.”

"Hey, what’s up babes? What’s up, sluts?”

"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!”

“I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that’s what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.”

"It’s important to have a job that makes a difference. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.”

“Did he say ‘making fuck?’”

“I hope it feels so good to be right. There’s nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?”

“What do you mean there’s no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?“

“Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that came out last year?”

“You’re living in denial and suppressing rage, motherfucker!“

"You men make me feel sick. You’ll sleep with anything that says ‘yes.’”

“Will you let me maintain some semblance of managerial control here?”

“All I’m sayin’ is, if you’re gonna be insubordinate, you might as well go the full nine, not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.”

"I hate it when people can’t shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines.”

“I don’t even see how you can romanticize your relationship with her. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.”

"If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn’t be allowed to spit water at that guy. But I did.”

“People dictate their own behavior.”

"You are a danger to both the dead and the living.”

“People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl ‘Mom.’”

“I’m stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages.”

“I’m working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet, and I smell like shoe polish.”

“My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.”

“She’ll get over fucking a dead guy, my mom’s been fucking a dead guy for 30 years. I call him ‘dad.’”

“I don’t care if she’s my cousin or not, I’m gonna knock those boots again tonight.“

“He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.”

“What kind of convenience store do you run here?”

“I rented Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.”

“I’m offering you my body and you’re offering me semantics.”

“’Empire’ had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader’s his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that’s what life is, a series of down endings. All ‘Jedi’ had was a bunch of Muppets.”

“My friend here’s trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.”

“There you go again trying to pass the buck. *I’m* the source of all your misery.”

“Who tried to win back his ex-girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself.”

"Nobody twisted your arm to be here today. You’re here of your own volition.”

“You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulders. Like this place would fall apart if you weren’t here.”

"You overcompensate for having what’s basically a monkey’s job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can waltz in here and do our jobs!”

“We look down on them as if we’re so advanced. Well, if we’re so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?”

“I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me is weed and shit.”

OKAY it’s been two months since I was last inside my home but I am home. It’s a mess. But it’s mine. I can already feel myself relaxing and getting back to Healthy Mindset. 

I’m up for continuing any threads people might want to, (I’ll reblog this a few times so if someone I have a thread with likes this I’ll get working on it) otherwise consider this a plot call and shoot me a message here or on discord? 

OKAY it’s been two months since I was last inside my home but I am home. It’s a mess. But it’s mine. I can already feel myself relaxing and getting back to Healthy Mindset. 

I’m up for continuing any threads people might want to, (I’ll reblog this a few times so if someone I have a thread with likes this I’ll get working on it) otherwise consider this a plot call and shoot me a message here or on discord? 

The PTA Mom: Ironically/unironically thinks their muse has done nothing wrong ever in their life uwu. (Especially if the muse has done something wrong)

The Cowboy: has to always keep wrangling their muse back from doing stupid shit. Catchphrase- “[name] I s2g if you do this” and “FUCK”

The Cheerleader: “you’re doing great sweetie!” supportive of whatever the muse does. Similar to the PTA Mom but actually deserves it, especially if the muse is a big ol cinnamon roll.

The Torturer: keeps putting their muse in the w o r s t situations. Seriously I think they’ve had enough. Pls. 

The Mirror: mun is the muse and is either a) calling themselves out on their own shit or b) is a combination of the Mirror and the Torturer. 

The Cinnamon Squared: both muse and mun are big ol floof cakes. Too sweet to handle. Mun never finds it hard for their muse to be nice because the mun themself is nice.

The Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing: Mun is sooo nice while the muse, well, they’re kind of an asshole (but u didn’t hear it from me)

The Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing: Mun is not necessarily mean. Just mean to their muse. Similar to The Torturer except the muse is more innocent. Definitely does not deserve what’s coming to them.

The Jester: Puts muse in any situation that’ll most likely end up being the funniest.

The Passenger: Muse has a mind of their own and the Mun is really the one along for the ride. Similar to the cowboy but less freaked out about what the muse does. 

The Champion: Their muse always comes out on top. I dunno how you do it. But it happens

The Deadly: Similar to the Torturer except Mun straight up kills their muse. Has revival abilities, though. Makes the Mun more powerful, but crazier.

i know i should be doing all two of those requests i have in my inbox?? but i couldn’t resist this doodle……

Star Wars Adventures #8 (Variant Cover B by Jon Sommariva)

The good old times

The Last Padawan

Lady Tano

The Negotiator

The True Lord of the Sith

This guy