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the puppy play hondo friend struck again

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havenât gotten to see the episodes. But honestly,⌠most of the recent season has been giving me Lost and TLJ vibes which while I enjoyed both I have Thoughts on the quality of them both, isnât a compliment so Iâm meh about things.Â
I am going to sisters so should be able to use her internet to download them tho.Â
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Anyways, hello, yes, itâs been awhile.Â
This just in. SRW killed my desire to write Kanan and ruined the thing Iâd loved doing.Â
I found the above rant i posted just before the finale and while not entirely related i think it explains some of my thoughts on shit pretty decently.Â
This isnât saying i donât want to write Kanan. I love Kanan, I really loved writing him and I want to get back into it. Iâve stashed a bunch of drafts and Iâm hoping to work on them this weekend.Â
But the spark and love and excitement for him got dampened and dulled by death for the sake of drama.Â
Clerks. (1994) [meme]
[ NSFW!!!!! ] Change to fit your muse & pronouns
âIâm not even supposed to be here today!â
âYou come in on your day off, you assume responsibility that isnât yours - you buckle like a belt.â
âI donât know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you donât clean it right away.â
âYouâre a rude motherfucker, you know that? But youâre cute as hell.â
âIâll fuck anything that MOVES!!!!â
âMelodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.â
âBuncha savages in this town⌠â
âThis job would be great if it wasnât for the fucking customers.â
"Hey, Iâm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.â
âI could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.â
âDoesnât that mother fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckinâ tonight, weâre gonna rip off this fuckerâs head, and tear out his fuckinâ soul.â
"Hey, whatâs up babes? Whatâs up, sluts?â
"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!â
âI mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean thatâs what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.â
"Itâs important to have a job that makes a difference. Thatâs why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.â
âDid he say âmaking fuck?ââ
âI hope it feels so good to be right. Thereâs nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?â
âWhat do you mean thereâs no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?â
âDo you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that came out last year?â
âYouâre living in denial and suppressing rage, motherfucker!â
"You men make me feel sick. Youâll sleep with anything that says âyes.ââ
âWill you let me maintain some semblance of managerial control here?â
âAll Iâm sayinâ is, if youâre gonna be insubordinate, you might as well go the full nine, not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.â
"I hate it when people canât shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines.â
âI donât even see how you can romanticize your relationship with her. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.â
"If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldnât be allowed to spit water at that guy. But I did.â
âPeople dictate their own behavior.â
"You are a danger to both the dead and the living.â
âPeople say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl âMom.ââ
âIâm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages.â
âIâm working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet, and I smell like shoe polish.â
âMy ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.â
âSheâll get over fucking a dead guy, my momâs been fucking a dead guy for 30 years. I call him âdad.ââ
âI donât care if sheâs my cousin or not, Iâm gonna knock those boots again tonight.â
âHe broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.â
âWhat kind of convenience store do you run here?â
âI rented Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.â
âIâm offering you my body and youâre offering me semantics.â
ââEmpireâ had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vaderâs his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, thatâs what life is, a series of down endings. All âJediâ had was a bunch of Muppets.â
âMy friend hereâs trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.â
âThere you go again trying to pass the buck. *Iâm* the source of all your misery.â
âWho tried to win back his ex-girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself.â
"Nobody twisted your arm to be here today. Youâre here of your own volition.â
âYou like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulders. Like this place would fall apart if you werenât here.â
"You overcompensate for having whatâs basically a monkeyâs job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can waltz in here and do our jobs!â
âWe look down on them as if weâre so advanced. Well, if weâre so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?â
âI had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me is weed and shit.â
âThereâs a million fine looking girls in the world. But they donât all bring you lasagna to work. Most of them just cheat on you.â
Letâs call that last false start an April Fools then yeah?Â
OKAY itâs been two months since I was last inside my home but I am home. Itâs a mess. But itâs mine. I can already feel myself relaxing and getting back to Healthy Mindset.Â
Iâm up for continuing any threads people might want to, (Iâll reblog this a few times so if someone I have a thread with likes this Iâll get working on it) otherwise consider this a plot call and shoot me a message here or on discord?Â
TRANS MAN KANAN TRANS MAN KANAN TRANS MAN KANAN TRANS MAN KANAN TRANS MAN KANAN TRANS MAN KANAN

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Letâs call that last false start an April Fools then yeah?Â
OKAY itâs been two months since I was last inside my home but I am home. Itâs a mess. But itâs mine. I can already feel myself relaxing and getting back to Healthy Mindset.Â
Iâm up for continuing any threads people might want to, (Iâll reblog this a few times so if someone I have a thread with likes this Iâll get working on it) otherwise consider this a plot call and shoot me a message here or on discord?Â
Reblog if your muse would risk their life to save a loved one
Anyways, ooc but please enjoy this penguin.Â
Letâs call that last false start an April Fools then yeah?Â
OKAY itâs been two months since I was last inside my home but I am home. Itâs a mess. But itâs mine. I can already feel myself relaxing and getting back to Healthy Mindset.Â
Iâm up for continuing any threads people might want to, (Iâll reblog this a few times so if someone I have a thread with likes this Iâll get working on it) otherwise consider this a plot call and shoot me a message here or on discord?Â
Whats my relationship with my muse?
The PTA Mom:Â Ironically/unironically thinks their muse has done nothing wrong ever in their life uwu. (Especially if the muse has done something wrong)
The Cowboy: has to always keep wrangling their muse back from doing stupid shit. Catchphrase- â[name] I s2g if you do thisâ and âFUCKâ
The Cheerleader: âyouâre doing great sweetie!â supportive of whatever the muse does. Similar to the PTA Mom but actually deserves it, especially if the muse is a big ol cinnamon roll.
The Torturer: keeps putting their muse in the w o r s t situations. Seriously I think theyâve had enough. Pls.Â
The Mirror: mun is the muse and is either a) calling themselves out on their own shit or b) is a combination of the Mirror and the Torturer.Â
The Cinnamon Squared: both muse and mun are big ol floof cakes. Too sweet to handle. Mun never finds it hard for their muse to be nice because the mun themself is nice.
The Sheep in Wolfâs Clothing: Mun is sooo nice while the muse, well, theyâre kind of an asshole (but u didnât hear it from me)
The Wolf in Sheepâs Clothing:Â Mun is not necessarily mean. Just mean to their muse. Similar to The Torturer except the muse is more innocent. Definitely does not deserve whatâs coming to them.
The Jester: Puts muse in any situation thatâll most likely end up being the funniest.
The Passenger:Â Muse has a mind of their own and the Mun is really the one along for the ride. Similar to the cowboy but less freaked out about what the muse does.Â
The Champion: Their muse always comes out on top. I dunno how you do it. But it happens
The Deadly: Similar to the Torturer except Mun straight up kills their muse. Has revival abilities, though. Makes the Mun more powerful, but crazier.
Bonus: make one up and send it in!

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i know i should be doing all two of those requests i have in my inbox?? but i couldnât resist this doodleâŚâŚ
based off this
push me onto the bed and climb on top of me
I'm unwell and miserable. Someone needs to draw Cad Bane riding a horse and proper non space cowboy clothes.
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The crew of The Ghost are trapped on an Imperial ship with no way out! The space pirate Hondo may be their only chance of escape⌠but can they trust him not to sell them out?
John Boyega trying not to crack up while filming Star Wars: The Last Jedi with Benicio Del Toro.

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