anxious and inconsistent

@afro-elf

Me too

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

cannot. stop. laughing.

God I️ wish that were me

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

Catch me lounging in my boudoir in a flowey lace dress eating my fucking gramophone

In 30 years Funko Pop toys are going to be like those Precious Moments figurines our grandmas used to have all over their apartments

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

“woah, wow, woah”

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

So John Mulaney is on tumblr and none of y’all ever bothered to tell me.

why does this picture make him look like an offbrand andrew hussie

People re-watching bnha s3 ep.7 ever again are braver than any U.S. marine

THE PUPILS

When cats go to pounce their pupils widen like this so they take in more light and are more accurate. Works especially well for night pouncing

This is me. Yup