Β Β feel free to change pronouns / wording !
warning for bad language.
β god, i havenβt done sambuca since i was twenty years old ! β Β
β iβm the king of the world ! β Β
β fuck, that is crazy. β Β
β i like this phone. this is a nice fucking phone. β Β
β did you want me to slice you open like i did your friend ? β Β
β iβm the one with the fucking dick. β Β
β i rule this fucking kingdom. β Β
β shut the fuck up, or you die. β Β
β what, is this not fun anymore ? β Β
β have i failed to entertain you ? β Β
β stop scaring the hostages. β Β
β gets you every fucking time, man. β Β
β i laughed, i cried β¦ i cried some more. β Β
β you want to disrespect me ? β Β
β you fucking deaf ? β Β
β i said get the fuck out of here you chicken fuck ! β Β
β it is brave to swim in a storm. β Β
β you have the right to take my life, but know i will also take yours. β Β
β iβve never shot anyone before. β Β
β see anything you fancy ? β Β
β i assumed you to be speaking in code. β Β
β i thought we could talk about this like grown ups. β Β
β youβre a natural with a gun. β Β
β itβs been really rough. β Β
β he deserves to die. β Β
β train your body, and your mind will follow. β Β
β could you please stop swearing ? β Β
β without family, who the fuck are we ? β Β
β they come and they blindside you every fucking time. β Β
β this lighter really sucks. β Β
β so much for poetics. β Β
β itβs truly beautiful that you are willing to die for the one you love. β Β
β did you see that explosion ?! β Β
β no sudden moves, okay ? β Β
β you are brave to joke in the face of death. β Β
β iβll give it back to you after i cut it off. β Β
β you are speaking out of fear. β Β
β imagine how quickly you can succeed if you just take what you want. β
β you lie to me again, i will fucking kill you. β Β
β you have ten seconds to tell me who you are before i remotely detonate the c4 under the table and this whole place explodes like a pop bottle. β Β
β kapeesh ? i feel like thatβs only an italian thing. only italians can say that. β Β
β everything in business is so goddamn serious. β Β
β i donβt give a fuck about your family. β Β Β Β Β Β
β it is by my grace that your head isnβt impaled on the antenna of my car. β
β leave him alone, assholes ! β Β
β a chopper ? you gotta be fucking kidding me ! β Β
β oh, iβm as high as a kite and the greenhouse is on fire. β Β
β weβre not all savages here. β Β
β i know the woods are lovely, dark and deep, mate β¦ but get the fuck up ! β Β
β helen-fucking-keller could keep up with you. β Β
β my heartβs aflutter in anticipation. β Β
β iβm worried that your heartβs not in it anymore. β Β
β you gotta hand it to the chinese. when they disemboweled you, they did it in bloody style. β Β
β can you imagine getting shivved by this ? β Β
β this is some fucked up foreplay, huh ? β Β Β
β i thought i could handle my shit. β Β
β insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again, expecting shit to change. β Β
β i thought they were bullshitting me so Β - Β boom Β - Β i shot him. β Β
β i am sorry, i donβt like the way you are looking at me ! okay ? β Β
β do you think i am bullshitting you ? β Β
β itβs not like i am fucking crazy. β Β
β luck favours you. β Β
β your sense has been clouded by others. β Β
β you didnβt think i knew you were coming, right ? β
βΒ here you are, trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat. β Β
β stupid motherfucking white boy. β
β you think you know what it takes to fucking kill ? β Β
β peek-a-boo motherfucker. β Β
β you know itβs illegal to buy or chew gum anywhere in singapore ? β Β Β
β you have become a victim of your own success. β Β
β you must believe your own lie to sell it. β Β
β tell anybody about our conversation, youβre fucking dead. β Β
β put on your best poker face. β Β
β cancer wonβt be what kills you. β Β
β i want you to beat him until he canβt stand up. β Β
β i need a drink. β Β
β these ties to your family make you weak. β Β
β time flies when youβre having fun ! β Β Β
β donβt leave me hanginβ. β
β i have hidden a knife in my boot. β Β Β Β
β i take no pleasure in this. β Β
β can you fly a chopper ? β Β
β iβve killed so many people iβve lost count. β Β
β i can feel the anger inside me. β Β