Last Night at the Karasuno Gym

Hinata: I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.

Daichi: Can't make this up: Kuroo's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met Kenma @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. Yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.

Kuroo: Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Kenma wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your romantic relationships. THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE.

All I learned in high school was how to sell drugs.

Kenma: Video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.

Akaashi: You started crying because you didn't get to wear your rain boots this week so I turned on the shower and let you jump around in it.

Iwaizumi: The glow-in-the-dark stars on Oikawa's old bedroom's ceiling totally make blowing him more romantic.

Daichi: Asahi, you're the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce.

Suga: [insert really romantic bullshit about how much I love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]

Daichi: how's the party?

Mattsun: We don't have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.

Suga: Kiyo! I'm watching Ellen!

Misaki: I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips...best half hour ever.

Bokuto: Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.

Makki: Oikawa and Iwaizumi went apple picking! Why don't we do cute things like that? Let's go to a pumpkin patch!