The World Is Safe Here

we need an ATWQ adaptation stat. kids these days are watching too much brainrot and not enough people getting eaten alive by genetically engineered eldritch abominations

to be clear, NO ONE is safe on my blog. your faves included, my faves included

gotta love lemony snicket for the fact that there ain't no clickbait in asoue. he specifies a series of extremely gruelling experiences, so bad they seem metaphorical, at first. Then it happens. Word for word. In the most literal sense. At least bro gave us a trigger warning. We did get shot 57 times yes, but we were warned.

the sardonic irony and absurdist humor really piqued 10 year old nicole’s interest

making a giant conspiracy board about how everyone in asoue is alive and normal and good actually

do you ever think about the fact that sunny baudelaire had a kill count before she was talking in full sentences

Schism today queen

if you loveeeee the horrible men of ASOUE but won't even give characters like esme or georgina a chance, i do not trust you for a second. i'm not saying they have to be your favorite but to idolize one and hate the other is suspicious!

every time i watch some piece of media about how abused children need to put in the work to understand their poor put upon parents i think about the scene in the asoue netflix show where klaus is told his shitty boss had a terrible childhood and says "i'm having a very terrible childhood right now". like damn gottem pack it up we can stop doing this narrative in film and literature now

the great thing with asoue is if your fav character is anyone who lemony canonically dislikes you can literally say "well that wouldnt have happened" or "lemonys an unreliable narrator hes just trying to make them look bad" about any piece of canon that u dont like. in this essay i will be explaining why eswell is real and canon and true and how lemony snicket hates lesbians