I Ship It.

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

No we have gun control

FUCK

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

I have never reblogged anything so fast

Opposites attract should be reserved for the Jake and Amy’s of the world not the Ross and Rachel’s. 

Chosen.

SPROING

the reason i sin is because there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and i sure as shit ain’t climbin no stairs

meghan trainor and kylie jenner are woke😍😍

activist icons

Satisfying

Don’t call me past 12 AM unless we’re dating. You’ve missed office hours.

9pm*

I feel like this captures the true spirit of what it means to accept women. It would not have been hard for a guy to make a joke at teenage girls’ expense, we see it in our culture everywhere. Whatever teenage girls love is mocked endlessly, and it’s only very recently people have started pointing it out. Stephen Hawking took the opportunity to tell a joke and use it to not only encourage those girls to pursue science, but also to encourage what they already love and show his acceptance that it’s okay to love and enjoy that thing in a positive way. It’s such a small, but huge thing all at once, and I adore it. 

with a titty out and everything

I feel so supremely called out by this

i lived, bitch

i laughed, bitch

i loved, bïtch

I ain’t never gunna stop loving you, bitch.

I won’t hesitate, bitch