How to Beat A Ostrich

“This is what she said: ‘Kim!!!’ Exclamation exclamation exclamation. ‘Sea salt…’ Dot dot dot. ‘Always sea salt! But I’m home for the night.’ What the fuck does that mean? Do you want the fucking cake, or do you not want the fucking cake? Just say, ‘I would like the cake. I can meet you at five o'clock, Kim.’ Or, ‘Kim, I’m not at home today. How— Could I get it tomorrow, would you hold it for me?’ Yes, Ginger, I’ll hold the cake for you until tomorrow. But this is what I said to her: ‘Would you like me to drop it off to you, Ginger?’ Her response: ‘I’m in the country, Kim.’ What the fuck does that mean? 'I’m in the country’? I— My car drives to the country and the city. It goes all the way to freakin’ Dallas, Ginger! Hmm. Do you want the fucking cheesecake? That’s all I wanna know! But she says, 'But, I could go for it…’ Dot dot dot. 'Yum!’ Do you want the cheesecake? I’m not— I’m not— I’m not pressuring you. You responded to my post. Just tell me, Ginger: do you want the cheesecake? Do I look— Look, I’m in the middle of making this cake. Do I look like I’ve got time— Come look at my 'frigerator. Come look. Do I look like I’ve got time to mess with your— Look. I’ve got cheesecake, I’ve got a strawberry cake, I’ve got a turtle cheesecake here, I’ve got— Look… I’ve got your personal cheesecake right here, Ginger. Ginger, it’s right here. Come get your fucking cheesecake. [sighs] That’s all.”

“That all?”

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a compilation of wip animatics i did featuring spamton and jevil (you can see the difference in my style so a few of these are old lol)

You've got Mumbo Gunbo, DocMSlappitySeven, Iskill85, xBKickted, ImpunchSV, and of course GeminiSlay. Vintagebeef and Stressmonster just stay the same. They serve the snacks at the Harmit fight club meetings. :)

(two for flinching!)

This is a guy with a big turtleneck sweater and glasses who flies around.

You say Wilbur? WRONG it's grian

This is a small, blond character associated with the color red, pulling pranks, and sometimes wings.

You say Tommy? WRONG it's Grian again!

This is a powerful, maybe non mortal, bird-like person, associated with gods.