Ride The Stars

"I guess I lost hope.. But you didn't"

Never thought I'd be so proud of a painting that is the size of the post card.

Mark: "I know you guys. *laughs* I know you guys very well.

SO MANY of you ran

screaming

arms open

into this door b/c I knew you would.

No, that's not Darkiplier in there!

They’re all unqualified and I love them

"Safe Abortion for All.

No Compromise - No Apology"

Ur writing's really good!

HDSHFDSHFHASHFASHHFAHS yes >:)))))) I’m getting requests omggggggg look at me go!

also thank you, I appreciate it!

-The actual reason he types in all caps is because one time he accidentally turned on caps lock and didn’t know how to turn it off. He liked how it looked, though, so he kinda just kept it like that.

-Despite being all “kill kill murder die die i hate all living things kill stabby stab kill die grrrrrr” he has a soft spot for animals in general, but especially cats and bunnies. Hurt one of them and you better start running because he’s rapidly approaching your location.

-He’s kind of like a disney princess in that he has a tendency to just accumulate random woodland creatures.

-He doesn’t understand, like… any modern language. Being a demon that’s thousands of years old, it’s difficult to keep up with all the trends. Poor peepaw HABIT once spent several minutes trying to decipher the meaning of the word “sus”.

-His favorite Girl Scouts cookies are Tagalongs. (And he’s fucking right for that, they’re the best ones, fight me)

-As well as being like a Disney princess, he’s like a stereotypical bad boy because everywhere he goes, he ends up in a fight. His other demon friends can’t take him anywhere without putting him on a leash or something so he doesn’t dropkick a toddler for messing with his vibe.

-His favorite flavor of monster energy is Ultra Violet. That shit literally tastes like essence of HABIT.

-He’s still pissed off about the EverymanHYBRID colors being yellow and green because he thinks they don’t go well with purple.

-He’s essentially a Karen. He can and will threaten to end your bloodline if you forget to take the tomatoes out of his burger. Many a poor essential worker have been apologized to by Firebrand while he pouts in the time-out corner.

-Despite wearing Hawaiian shirts unironically, which is arguably much worse, he despises Hawaiian pizza. He thinks it’s a crime against humanity to put fruit on pizza. Which is funny considering he is a literal crime against humanity.

-He has a tendency to not eat and sleep for very long periods of time. Evan’s body gets hungry and tired, but he personally doesn’t feel the need to. Poor Evan. His liver is gonna be absolutely wrecked from all the monster energy.

-He uses a lot of terminology and behavior that’s long outdated today. The old man’s trying his best, don’t get mad at him if he comes up to you in an Arby’s and asks if you’re ”a transgender.”

-He uses a machete for everything. Literally everything. Cutting apples, opening packages, trimming his hair. If it requires a sharp object to be done, he’s using a machete. He’s almost cut his hands off several times.

-His favorite candies (besides peanut butter cups of course) are Snickers and Butterfingers. He doesn’t really like fruit-flavored stuff.

-He’s never really gotten sick before. He’s just gotten lucky with all his other bodies and what he did with them. So, when he got a stomachache after slamming a Mountain Dew and eating five candy bars for dinner, he was very confused. He had to call Firebrand and ask what was going on because he thought he was fucking dying.

((remember me? i submitted brian from marble hornets))

-transfishcake

-Yellow

i apologize,,,i read this as "favorite body part" for some reason while writing it so i kinda had to rewrite it dhjhdjd

HABIT<33

he simply cant choose

he loves every single thing about you

hes in love with you.

meat,,,is meat if he loves you, theres not much you can do to deter him.

he also doesnt body shame

he loves you for you

ofc he loves ur personality

and ur looks

but like,,,he loves every aspect of you

he can barely express his love for you in words.

"Rabbit, i could never actually choose just one thing about you,i love all of my precious bunny!"

Eyeless Jack

he has multiple but he jus luvs ur laugh sm

likes ur looks too ofc!!

EJ is chubby boi,,,he dont body shame

this mf literally eats kidneys,,,you think he can judge?

Mans literally eats organs

And also

He has no eyes,,, not like he can see. (He can,,, just not very well!)

like HABIT,,, meat is meat.

"Silly pet, i could never pick just one thing about you, id rather have all of you~"

he loves everything about you

very in love with your personality

and just,,,little things,,,yknow?

Jeff the killer

indecisive ass mf

he honestly cant choose just one thing about you to love

"Dollface, you honestly believe i could choose just one thing? impossible, i love too many things about you."

he mostly loves your willingness to be with him

he honestly cannot choose

you're just,,,so perfect.