darth jar jar

to all my mlems and wuhluhwuhs out there: i love you

the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… 

do you need to talk

i wish i was a croissant 

when lazy kissing gets intense with that deep breath and hip pull

do y'all remember when 1d lied to us?

….yeah i’m gonna need you to be more specific

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

her name is alexa

steve introducing himself to Groot in the middle of battle and not fucking freaking out bc there is talking tree right next to him,,, and thor not even trying to hurt gamora after he finds out shes the daughter of the fucker who killed his brother but instead sort of comforts her,,,,, sarah rogers and frigga didn’t raise no  rude ass boys. both of their sons may be thicc, hot, strong bearded avengers but THEY HAVE THICCER & STRONGER  HEARTS 

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

it’s been two weeks and I’m still not over ‘you get to exhale now, simon.’ I have never heard something that so accurately represents what it’s like to watch your every move, to be terrified to say something or do something wrong and have people suddenly see the things you never meant to reveal. this so accurately represents what it’s like to censor yourself and hide yourself and just always hold your breath. it’s been two weeks and it’ll probably be years before I’m over love, simon

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…

Blood is rust… hemoglobin= vitamins,minerals(iron)+oxygen=rust. We’re literally running rust through our veins…along with plasma which is about 92+%. Just an informative comment.

awful bold of you to assume i have blood