work bitch

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

chris evans looks like he stumbled into a gym and didn’t leave and now he’s confused by how much muscle he has

#too polite to leave tbh

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

ok but louis also looks to harry to check for reaction

au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark. 

So I met my 6, 8 and 9 year old cousins for the first time today and one of them asked me if I’m a girl or a boy and I told him both. The whole night they alternated between male and female pronouns and the only question they asked me was: “wait, if you’re a boy AND a girl, what color is your bike?” Kids are five hundred times more accepting than adults and it’s kinda sad.

so what color was your bike?

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

can we do this thing like “celebrities read mean tweets” but instead we’d have louis reading @louis_tomlinson’s tweets, looking at the camera as if he was in the office