sorry love, but i dont really care...!

mcc but it’s irl and all the competitors have to do the pacer test

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

One direction really said “I want to write you a song one to make your heart remember me so anytime I’m gone you can listen to my voice and sing along” and then went on a 8 year hiatus