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Okay so, we’re talking about this article in Seventeen... 

Which was based on an article that was written by Dan fucking Wootton 

So already it’s lost all credibility. I’m going to go ahead and screenshot most of it so no one goes giving that site any more clicks. But first let’s also look at this interview in The Sun, because you DEFINITELY should not be giving that site any clicks. 

Imma just stop right there because this is consistent with the same “Larry isn’t real and Harry hates the rest of the band” narrative that Simon Cowell has been pushing via his mouthpiece The Sun for years. 

I wrote an article about that narrative years ago here: Why Is Dan Wootton Disliked By Everybody?

That was based on this article that Dan wrote

It’s honestly not surprising that this Louis vs Harry thing has transcended into Louis’ solo career given that he’s still being managed by the same people. They’ve been pushing the same shit for years. 

The first article was also the one to say this about Louis

Which…

So now that Louis is still with Sony they’ve suddenly changed their tune and Dan has re-written the same article from 2016 about how Larry ruined 1D. I think it’s very important to look at who The Sun is vilifying in their fictional narratives because it kind of directly represents who’s on Simon’s shit list. in 2015 it was pretty much everyone (except Niall, of course)…a good indication that this hiatus was already in negotiations and Simon wasn’t happy about it. 

The most important thing about the more recent Sun article is this

Right. 

Circling back to the Seventeen article, which we now know was built on a foundation of sand and lies, it all starts to sound incredibly Dan Wootton-like. Especially the conclusion

So, as usual, it’s the same shit, different day. And the fact that they’re targeting Seventeen’s readership is testament to the fact that they still believe that the core demographic for One Direction and its individual members is cishet teenage girls. 

Why,  yes…

Yes I have. : )

and it doesn’t cause me one bit of emotional distress : )