havent been at all active on this blog but i am still unfortunately attacged to this series. totally firgot to preorder ute but ive been rereading doa in preparation and GOD. not looking forward to this

nevermind this is completely unbearable. anybody down to give me a recap?

"[Character] fights in underground deathmatches to get money" yes ok but consider instead "[Character] plays Dance Dance Revolution competitively to get money" which is much funnier when your character is equally as miserable about it

every gay friendgroup has the Skeleton

"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

haha bro you fell for my epic prank where i used my body to shield you from a fatal injury so that i could collapse into your arms and be held by you as you push my hair out of my eyes and tell me i'm going to be okay and to just hold on in a panicked voice while i laugh because i'm delirious from blood loss and tell you not to cry, even though we are both very much crying. you got totally tricked dude.

HELLO i still have this blog. life update my pc is fried which means im using my laptop which automatically puts me in Writing Mode so woooo finally some of my asks will get answered...

laptop died 👍